I am a little concerned that President Obama is going to run for reelection on the slogan “Winning the Future,” and discover that people take that slogan less seriously than Tim Pawlenty. I mean, the future is a long time. We’re all gonna die. No one knows what the hell “winning” the future even means, except avoiding a premature apocalypse, I guess. If you wanna stupid but catchy reelection slogan, go with “Barack Obama! For the Win!!”
