It’s not my job to tell the American people what to think. My job is to listen to the American people. Having said that, the state of Ohio has said that John Boehner was born there. That’s good enough for me. Boehner says he doesn’t spray-tan. I accept him at his word.
I believe that the Speaker is a citizen. I believe the Speaker doesn’t spray-tan. I’ll take him at his word. Listen, the American people have the right to think what they want to think. I can’t — it’s not my job to tell them.
On the other hand, I’m pretty sure Boehner is in the habit of shagging lobbyists and passing out Tobacco PAC money on the House floor during votes.