It Hurts When I Pee, Paul Ryan

I don’t really care about winning a special election in Upstate New York. I’m glad we won it, but it won’t change anything in Washington DC. Unless the district is redrawn substantially, we won’t hold the seat. It’s basically a non-event. But it does show that most people don’t want to contract Paul Ryan’s gonorrhea. I can’t say I am surprised. I’ve never met a man yet who wanted a burning sensation when urinating, or a white, yellow, or green discharge from the penis. No one likes painful or swollen testicles. I don’t know any women who like a burning sensation when they pee or increased vaginal discharge.

So, hurray!! New York’s 26th Congressional District just confirmed that no one wants what Paul Ryan and the GOP are communicating.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.