It’s comforting to know that Michele Bachmann has pledged to protect “the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy” and to protect women from the “seduction into promiscuity and all forms of pornography…and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.” That’s precisely what I’m looking for in a president. And there’s a bonus. She’s also pledged “vigorous opposition to any redefinition of the Institution of Marriage…through statutory, bureaucratic, or court-imposed recognition of intimate unions which are bigamous, polygamous, polyandrous, [or] same-sex.”
I think they left out the man-on-dog.
So, anyway, it looks like Bachmann is now sworn to protect the womenfolk from the porn industry. What will Clarence Thomas say?