In my next life I’m going to focus all my energy on making money. I’ll go to business school and get straight A’s. I’ll get a job at Goldman Sachs and work my way up to vice-president. After I do that for a fews years, and accumulate untold wealth, I’ll change my name and go work as some anonymous staffer on Capitol Hill.
Yeah, that’s the career path I’m looking for in my next life. That makes perfect sense.
