I could probably get a bunch of unwanted attention by simply advocating that someone torpedo this ship. I wonder how much damage that would cause to the Mighty Republican Wurlitzer. But, you know, who am I kidding? They could rebuild in a month or two. It’s not like anyone on that manifest has much true talent. In fact, I’d be worried that putting that much stupid in a ship on the high seas might create some kind of vortex that would pull everyone down to the ocean floor. Maybe torpedoes won’t be required.
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