Occupy America should challenge the Tea Party Patriots (sic) to some kind of contest that would be as friendly as those assholes are willing to make it. We’re all Americans.
There’s actually a proud history of bitter factionalism in America that goes all the way back to the George Washington administration. The Constitution provides a framework in which we’re entirely free to loathe our fellow citizens and denounce them in the most vile, slanderous terms as long as we don’t kill them.
Examples:
A trivia competition. Subject American history.
A robot brawl.
Battle of the bands.
You get the idea.