I don’t know whether to be more disturbed that Sasha and Malia’s elitist Quaker school served them Teriyaki Marinated Chicken Strips on Pearl Harbor Day, or that they think it’s appropriate to feed Garlic Roasted Edamame to red-blooded Americans. Either way, these Quakers are a menace. People spend good money to send their kids to Sidwell Friends School, and this is the unpatriotic, fifth-column, sissified thanks that they get?
I’m just grateful that there are vigilant reporters who make sure to check Sidwell’s menu on all important anniversaries so that this kind of treasonous indoctrination doesn’t pass unnoticed.