Two Think Progress headlines that are related: Oops, He Did It Again: Perry Forgets The Three Federal Agencies He Wants To Abolish and BREAKING: Social Conservatives Officially Unite on Rick Santorum as Romney Alternative.
In a blow to Rick Perry’s barely detectable pulse, our country’s most extreme Protestant wingnuts have decided that he’s so stupid that they’d prefer to go all-in with a Catholic most famous for a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter.
Moments ago, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins announced on a conference call that social conservatives had officially settled on Rick Santorum as their preferred candidate for the Republican nomination. The decision was made today after three rounds of balloting at a meeting of more than 150 social conservative leaders and political activists held over the last two days in Brenham, Texas.
Double ‘Oops.’
