A lot of people are assuming that Mitt Romney is going to have some trouble in the general election because the mainstream press has decided he’s the new Al Gore. See, for instance, Dana Milbank:
Romney, the conservative writer Jonah Goldberg argued this week, has an “authentic inauthenticity problem.”
And that is precisely why his struggle is so familiar. He is the political reincarnation of Al Gore, whose campaign I covered with an equal amount of cringing a dozen years ago.
To see Romney, in his Gap jeans, laughing awkwardly at his own jokes and making patently disingenuous claims, brings back all those bad memories of 2000: “Love Story.” Inventing the Internet. Earth tones. Three-button suits. The alpha male in cowboy boots. The iced-tea defense. The Buddhist temple. The sighing during the debate.
But are we sure this is going to stick? It’s true that every so often the press decides that a Democrat is the cool one and the Republicans are the clowns — but that usually requires a Republican foil who’s perceived as a massive screw-up (Poppy Bush going into ’92, Gingrich going into ’96, W going into 2008). Republicans are destroying America and running a do-nothing, all-stonewall Congress, but they don’t have an aura of failure, exactly — nihilism, yes, but not failure.
Without something like that, doesn’t the Republican presidential candidate generally get the benefit of the doubt? See, e.g., 1988, 2000, 2004?
I think Romney is slowly going to be un-Gored by the media. I think the un-Gore-ing is going to read something like the second paragraph of this David Brooks passage from today:
Mitt Romney is never going to be confused for Pericles on the stump. Every sigh and utterance is prescripted, so watching his rallies is like watching the 19,000th performance of the road show of “Cats.” And he has terrible reaction responses. When somebody else is talking and he means to show agreement, he mugs like someone from a bad silent movie. His wife, Ann, is much warmer and more natural on stage.
But Romney’s awkwardness seems to endear him to audiences, because he’s trying so hard. He spends an enormous amount of time after the speeches shaking hands, taking pictures and holding babies. Beads of sweat form on his forehead as he throws himself graciously into the crowds. He also has a nice startle response. When something unexpected happens, his face lights up and you get a burst of happy humanity out of him.
Translation: Yeah, he’s awkward, but underneath that he’s a real person! And there’s actually something kind of appealing about his style — he’s not slick! He’s not one of those political slicksters! Not like certain Kenyan Muslim socialists I could name! He’s just a sincere guy trying to do the best he can without the natural gifts slick pols use to pull the wool over our eyes!
Maybe this won’t happen. Maybe the press will continue to think Romney is Gore; maybe the press still thinks Obama is LeBron. But I don’t think the latter has been true for a long time. And while Maureen Dowd can write a year’s worth of columns based on the premise that both of these guys are pathetic (Dowd on Sunday: “If Obama is Spock, Romney is the Tin Man”), the rest of the Beltway press usually needs one winner and one loser. I wouldn’t bet the house on Obama getting the winner slot.
(Milbank via DougJ. X-posted at No More Mister Nice Blog.)
The press will do as it will, but it will count for something that Romney is a demonstrable dick and the President is demonstrably not one. Not that there’s not a lot of work to be done, of course.
I am sure this won’t help
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/01/romney-rule-mitt-says-he-pays-15-tax-rate.php?ref=fpa
No, it won’t.
What a prick.
Meh. The press may indeed try to pass Romney off as not slick, and if awkwardness were his only problem, it might be somewhat plausible. But then there’s all that tape of him trying to out-liberal Ted Kennedy back in the 90s. Trying to have it both ways is ultra-slick, and Mittens won’t be able to outrun that tag.
I hope they pick up my anchor baby angle.
Earlier this fall I saw a picture of Romney and Perry(Remember Him?) together on a magizine cover. I immediately wondered, “How many votox injections does it take..?”
I was initially afraid of the press treating him as the goofy-but-lovable-sit-com-dad but the more you see of him the less likable he comes off as. Selling him as “authentic” will be an uphill battle.
He always sounds like he’s bored by having to patiently explain things to the “help.”
Awwww man…as usual, in typical leftiness fashion you have placed the hearse before the fart.
Or something like that…
You write:
No.
It’s the other way around.
The fix is in…barring a Paulist miracle, that is.
Here it is:
Mitt Romney is going to have a lot of trouble in the general election because the mainstream press has been told in no uncertain terms by its corporate PermaGov owners that Barack Obama is doing just fine as the good cop frontman for the economic imperialist PermaGov, and thus Mitt Romney is to be portrayed as some sort of Al Gore-like, unelectable, born-with-a-silver-spoon-up-his-ass geek.
He’s the new Al Gore. Born to lose, in a winning kind of way.
Picture this:
Next week Barack Obama suddenly takes a radical leftward swing (I know. It strains the mind to do so, but give it a try.) and publicly endorses many of Ron Paul’s most radical ideas…an end to the Permanent War State, an end to the Permanent War On Drugs and the Permanent Nanny State, an end to the Federal (
Preserve) Reserve as a fenced-in hunting ground for the privileged 1% …in short, he comes to his senses and starts to talk turkey rather than pork. How long do you think it would take the corporate-owned media to suddenly find a ray of sunlight shining on Mitt Romney’s glorified $1000 haircut?Please.
The fix is in, in in!!!
Please.
Wake the fuck up.
Please!!!
AG