Oklahoma (natch) state senator Ralph Shortey has introduced a bill that would ban the use of aborted fetuses in food products. Seriously.
Sen. Ralph Shortey of Oklahoma City introduced on Tuesday Senate Bill 1418, which prohibits “the sale or manufacture of food or products which contain aborted human fetuses.” He says he based the bill on an article he read online about an anti-abortion group boycotting companies that allegedly use embryonic stem cells to research and develop artificial sweeteners.
Hey, I read an article online that says the government is hoarding alien technology in a secret warehouse in Nevada. Let’s pass a bill requiring that the technology must have U.S. citizenship.
Presumably food products using fetuses that died a natural death are A-OK.
Never, ever think that Republicans cannot get stupider. It’s one challenge they’re always up for.
