Melissa McEwan reviews Mitt Romney’s newest political advertisement, running in Michigan:
You know, I’m sure there are people in Michigan, even in Detroit, who support Mitt Romney and will vote for him and hope he becomes the next president, but I’m pretty sure exactly ZERO of them actually believe that the reason the auto industry, the state, and Detroit are in the state they’re in is exclusively (or even primarily) the fault of Barack Obama. NO ONE BELIEVES THAT. Not even diehard Republicans. That is a truly incredible claim. And no Republican in Michigan should vote for Mitt Romney, just because that ad imagines they are stupid enough to believe that shit.
Yuck, Mitt Romney. You’re gross.
Frankly, no one in Michigan should vote for a Republican who didn’t support the auto bailout wholeheartedly. Barack Obama should be sainted in Michigan. Barack should be the most popular boy’s name and Michelle the most popular girl’s. They ought to name a bad-ass car after him. He should have his own boulevards. When you google ‘Michigan,’ Obama’s smiling face should pop up.
I’m just saying, Michigan should never forget how lucky they are that neither John McCain nor Mitt Romney were in charge at their time of need.
