I have arrived in Grand Rapids, Michigan. I see that there has been a little eruption of stupidity and buffoonishness in my absence. They really ought to stop polling Republicans about the president’s birth certificate and religion and evolution and start polling them about really basic questions like “does the Sun rise in the West” and “is the moon made of cheese?” I don’t have any reason to believe that the Republicans would do better if we asked them non-political questions.
Oh, and I see we’re operating under a tornado watch here in Grand Rapids. I guess that’s my welcome to the Midwest.
