I share Jonah Goldberg’s frustration that so many people in the electorate are stupid morons. It’s regrettable. For example:
Forty-six percent of Americans believe that God created humans in their present form at one point within the past 10,000 years, according to a survey released by Gallup on Friday.
If we were to poll readers of the National Review, the number would no doubt exceed fifty percent. Now, do people believe something demonstrably disproved by basic biology because they’re young? Do people outgrow such magical thinking, much like they give up on Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and the Bogeyman? Some do, but most people grow more religious with age, and more religiously conservative as well.
Creationism is definitely a bipartisan affair, but it’s particularly strong on the Republican side:
The numbers also showed a tendency to follow party lines, with nearly 60% of Republicans identifying as creationists, while 41% of Democrats hold the same beliefs.
Republicans also seem to be more black-and-white about their beliefs, with only 5% responding that humans evolved with some help from God. That number is much lower than the 19% of both independents and Democrats.
Using Goldberg’s logic, we shouldn’t allow any of these people to vote since they are too stupid or indoctrinated to understand a middle school science class. Also, following Goldberg’s logic, we should literally beat these people with our fists or other implements until they stop being so dumb.
It’s annoying and not a little dangerous that we have so many morons in this country, but that doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t vote. The Republican instinct is to limit the franchise. They talk about it all the time. They say that only people who make enough money to pay income tax should be able to vote. Or they say, like Goldberg, that we should raise the voting age. Or they support purges of the voter rolls aimed disproportionately at people of color and the aged. Or they support state-issued photo identification laws that do the same.
They have more motivation to suppress the vote than they have to win the argument. If only they could get fewer blacks and Latinos and young people to vote, they’d win. Democrats never think like this. We never talk about suppressing the religious right’s vote, for example. But we could. We could say that if you think that mankind was beamed down to this planet 4000 years ago then you’re too much of a twit for your opinion to matter. But the truth is that people can be staggeringly dumb about some things and fabulously smart about others. In a democracy, we must have the consent of the governed, not just the consent of the people with half a brain in their head. All of our opinions matter. Even Jonah Goldberg’s.
Goldberg took the time and care to point out that he felt young liberal voters should be assaulted- “literally or figuratively”, he said. He wanted to make sure we understand he’s not just talking metaphor.
If we had a merit-based media, Jonah’s opinion would matter much, much, much less than it does.
I’ll say it again, Chris Mooney has an excellent analysis of why Republicans choose denialism.
Ah yes…the old “If only things were better” idea.
Take it further, I say!!!
If only there weren’t so many stupid drivers out there our insurance premiums would be much lower. The next time someone cuts you off or runs a stop sign, follow them until they get out of the car and then beat them to a pulp with a baseball bat.
If only there weren’t so many supermarkets full of bad food. The next time you are in a supermarket full of bad food, trash the place!!! Burn it to the ground. If enough people did this, we’d all be healthier and that would lower health costs to a more manageable level.
If only there weren’t so many bad-looking men out there. All unkempt and rough, slouching against buildings just waiting for an opportunity to commit a crime. Why…they’re everywhere!!! The next time you see one, dial 911 and report the sonofabitch!!! Our good blue policemens’ll clean that up in no time and we’ll all be so much safer!!!
If only there were fewer bad TV networks out there, we’d all be better off!!! Why, just yesterday there wuz some fool on CNN advocating violence against young people because a sizeable number of them have not yet accepted the fact that life sucks. And..but wait a minute!!! This one actually makes some sense!!! Stop allowing idiots to dictate public policy by way of the media and everything would get better.
Oh.
Nevermind.
Yore freind,
Emily Litella
Jonah Goldberg has yet to figure out that what made Ann Coulter successful wasn’t just her vitriol. People on FOX would take him a lot more seriously if he grew out his hair and shaved his legs. Some bleach is probably in order, too.
If you have a strong stomach read the book reviews here:
http://www.amazon.com/Proving-Darwin-Making-Biology-Mathematical/dp/0375423141/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_
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I had to come here to stop retching at the stupid.
How about disenfranchising anyone stupid enough to believe ANY religion?
My guess is that would leave more Democrats on the rolls than Republicans.