Just like this, and thank you TBogg:
I can only imagine what it must be like for the family to be trapped in that house in the winter, listening to the slamming of doors and the wailing, and that voice screaming that “it’s not fair”.
He was speaking of Mme. Palin of course, but now there will be two.
Replace above wailing with Mormon cuss-words (I just googled that and got 158,000 hits, but the ratio of jokes to truly canonical expressions of rage there is probably pretty high).
I’m Shoo Fitz-Wearit, I approve this message, and if Axelrod shaves off his ‘stache, I’ll shave off the hyphen from my last name. Oh wait …
Shoo Fitz-Wearit,
Severely Hyphenated