You knew that at one point David Brooks would suffer enough cognitive dissonance to lead him to make a permanent break with the Republican Party. That day has not yet come. Instead, because his paycheck depends on his willingness to ignore all cognitive dissonance, Brooks has today decided to advocate the creation of a second Republican Party. This party won’t be based in the South or the Mormon Mountain West. It won’t be completely paranoid about the ever-growing encroachment of the Nanny State. Possibly, it won’t be bug-eyed nuts about Sharia Law and Latinos who behead white people in the Arizona desert.
It’s probably futile to try to change current Republicans. It’s smarter to build a new wing of the Republican Party, one that can compete in the Northeast, the mid-Atlantic states, in the upper Midwest and along the West Coast. It’s smarter to build a new division that is different the way the Westin is different than the Sheraton.
The second G.O.P. wouldn’t be based on the Encroachment Story. It would be based on the idea that America is being hit simultaneously by two crises, which you might call the Mancur Olson crisis and the Charles Murray crisis.
Olson argued that nations decline because their aging institutions get bloated and sclerotic and retard national dynamism. Murray argues that America is coming apart, dividing into two nations — one with high education levels, stable families and good opportunities and the other with low education levels, unstable families and bad opportunities.
The second G.O.P. would tackle both problems at once. It would be filled with people who recoiled at President Obama’s second Inaugural Address because of its excessive faith in centralized power, but who don’t share the absolute antigovernment story of the current G.O.P.
Would a coastal and Midwestern G.O.P. sit easily with the Southern and Western one? No, but majority parties are usually coalitions of the incompatible. This is really the only chance Republicans have. The question is: Who’s going to build a second G.O.P.?
Yes, that is Charles Murray of The Bell Curve‘s Black People Are Stupid fame. He will form the basis of the new, second Republican Party that is appealing to undecided voters in “the Northeast, the mid-Atlantic states, in the upper Midwest and along the West Coast.” They can get started by not voting against disaster relief for Blue States.
I would like to cash David Brooks’ paycheck. But I am not stupid enough to earn it.
