New Pope Elected

The Cardinals have elected a new pope. They haven’t announced who they picked, yet, but the pre-announcement ceremonies have already begun. Now would be a good time to reserve Twitter handles like: John Paul III, Benedict XVII, Clement XV, John XXIV, Urban IX, etc.

Update [2013-3-13 15:56:58 by BooMan]: Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Buenos Aires, Argentina is now Pope Francis I.

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.