Oh, for Christ’s sake. Piers Morgan has terrible ratings because he’s a talentless and insufferable twit who wouldn’t know “interesting television” if it crawled up his rear end and sank its teeth into his large intestine. His horrible ratings have nothing to do with his promotion of gun control. Some people would have to watch his show for anyone to even know about his position on gun control. But no one watches his show because his program has all the nutritional value of a large bag of Cheetos.
Speaking of which, I bet CNN could triple their 9pm ratings by just hiring Tommy Chong to appear each night and do bong hits for 45 minutes between commercials.
That’s a brilliant idea. It could be like the Christmas Yule Log.
Although I think after six months you might want some giggling guests to make it more interesting.
Nah, just have him eat different munchies every night.
He could have girl scouts deliver a pallet of their product. Someone from the American Dairy Council could supply the milk. I see an economic stimulus around the bend.
Now we are cooking with gas! A different sponsor every night!
This is what’s scary:
Megyn Kelly beats Maddow by more than two to one — and three to two in the 24-54 demo. No wonder Fox viewers consistently poll as less informed and more ill-informed than those that don’t watch any news programs.
Nice driving Parnelli !