New Rule: Every time a Republican (whether they’re a politician or just some dude on the internet) says something gay like “they’re ramming ObamaCare down our throats” or “they’re shoving long-term unemployment insurance up our asses” or “Dr. Weiland, is it OK for, you know, eight of your friends that you’re in love with to take a dump in your bed and then you can sleep in it all year long?”
…they lose.
We need a name for this rule.
The Rule of Sisyphus?
The Up Yours with a Doorknob Convention?
Rule 34.
The tool rule.
David Pepper’s impressive resume and unsavory connections make him look like a strong Attorney General candidate in Ohio.
He is a very solid candidate. David is very well known. Have worked with his campaign staff and been involved with a couple of sessions this year on messaging and local strategies. I have very high hopes that we are going to be rid of our current worthless AG, Mike Dewine.
I am excited to be able to be involved in his campaign here in Ohio.
I don’t think much should be read into those “unsavory connections” on Wikipedia.
Methinks, as with so many Republicans, Rep. Hickey is projecting the fantasies that arouse him the most onto others.
For GOPers, it’s projection all the way down
If The Onion had written the latest quote from this guy, I would have thought that they had gone too far, even for The Onion.
I have often wondered, on those personality tests… who would willingly admit that they would rather torture small animals than read a good book. And now I know the answer – someone who sees nothing wrong with saying something like this:
“Dr. Weiland, is it OK for, you know, eight of your friends that you’re in love with to take a dump in your bed and then you can sleep in it all year long?”
Let’s not forget comments such as women not needing the assistance of “Uncle Sugar” and scientific evidence that conception rarely occurs by rape. Let’s also include any statement that begins “I want to tell you one thing about the negro.”
Actually, any time a Republican says any sentence including the word “rape,” it’s likely to be offensive.
Here, I fixed your typo:
“Actually, any time a Republican says any sentence at all it’s likely to be offensive.”
Why are those phrases “gay”?
Good question.
Yes. I’ve often wondered about today’s young people who are horrified at discrimination based on sexual orientation but throw around “gay” as a generalized insult. The best answer I got was, “Gay doesn’t mean sexual orientation, Grandpa!” And the English Language morphs on.
Perhaps we should call them “Freudian” phrases–in which writers reveal unconscious desires that they would themselves regard as “gay” if they were aware of them.
For Christ’s sake. Really?
Do you think I’m using gay as an insult here?