New Rule: Every time a Republican (whether they’re a politician or just some dude on the internet) says something gay like “they’re ramming ObamaCare down our throats” or “they’re shoving long-term unemployment insurance up our asses” or “Dr. Weiland, is it OK for, you know, eight of your friends that you’re in love with to take a dump in your bed and then you can sleep in it all year long?”
…they lose.
