Booman has become a dedicated centrist. (Read his most recent Obama apologia for absolute proof of the matter: Right Back Atcha.)
A rough translation and condensation of the piece?
Sure. Here’s one.
“Either/or, both have their merits. Harrumph, harrumph!!!”
And so on.
So sad!!!
Why?
Because there are a number of problems with centrism in general, that’s why.
Read on for more.
Much more.
The most basic problem with a centrist stance like this is that nothing is ever “either/or.” They are only “either/or” in a two-dimensional world, at best. You…know…like two party Permanent Government politics?
It’s a free country. You got yer choice. DemRats or RatPubs. What more could’ya want? Now go out and vote!!!
Like dat.
In reality there are always other dimensions to be considered.
Another problem is that…as we have seen so clearly during Obama’s entire presidency…once one is fully enmeshed in “centrism,” further movement becomes nearly impossible. The phrase “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you” very nicely sums up that centrist predicament.
Obama’s problems?
Quite plainly right there in the bridge of this song:
Oh well you started off with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man,
(Yeah you are)
And your friends, they all come callin’,
Slap you on the back and say,
“Please… Please…”
(Come on!!!)
Please!!!
C’mon, Booman.
It’s all over but the shouting.
“NEXT!!!???” say the kingmakers as they fill their red, white and blue balloons with nothing but hot air.
“Who’s next in the barrel? Step right up!!!”
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…here’s another centrist problem. The worst one of all.
No matter which way you look, you are always surrounded.
Up, down, back and forth, side-to-side…surrounded like a motherfucker!!!
As Socrates Fortlow…perhaps my all-time favorite fictional character…found out, you are Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned in the center of things.
Anxiety-producing, to say the least.
A terrible place to be.
Bet on it.
Move on, Booman.
Move on.
This approach simply ain’t working.
The center turns us all into jokers.
“Punchlines of the world, unite!!!” say the controllers.
From outside of the circle, of course.
Way outside. (Like Mike Bloomberg’s little Bermuda getaway above.)
Bet on it.
WTFU?
SUAF!!! (“Stand Up and Fight!!!”, goddammit.)
VAYA!!!
AG
How about a litte “extremism” from the left,, fer chrssake!!!
It’s about time.
If FDR was running on the platforms that propelled him into perhaps the greatest, most effective presidency in the history of the U.S., he would be derided by the Government Media Complex as “an extremist.”
It’s about time.
The clock’s a’tickin’.
Bet on it.
AG
Didn’t FDR run in 19832 on reducing the federal deficit?
He ran on moral grounds. What he decided to do tactically once elected was determined by specific political, social and economic conditions in the country at the time, but the overall strategic goals that he set were based on what would be best for the common man. And…unlike our quite possibly well-meaning current president…he stuck to his guns and he ran a tight ship.
Wiikipedia:
Like dat.
AG
Thanks for the reply, but your Wikipedia citation is from 1933, after the campaign was over.
Eighty years from now, people will be able to pick similarly high-minded statements from President Obama’s public record and use them as evidence of his interest in the common person.
And, people will be able to cite the priorities Obama identified in his 2009 inaugural address and point to his successes in accomplishing his goals(despite facing a far more powerful and united Republican opposition than Roosevelt did).
I write this not so much as a defense of Obama or an attack on Roosevelt as an observation that politics remains much as it was three (or even 30) generations ago.
Bush also ran on balancing the budget.
“Roosevelt began blaming the economic crisis on bankers and financiers”
While Obama began by insulating them from the effects of the crisis and guaranteeing their bloated bonuses.
Yes, indeed.
Only…
Obama tanked in terms of popular opinion about a year after re-election. FDR did not. The difference? Success. The reason for that success? Holding to that morally defined strategic line in FDR’s case as opposed to deviating from it in the name of political expediency in Obama’s case.
As MLK Jr. said:
Believe in this idea and success is available. Try to compromise with it and it’s back into the common toilet with you.
So it goes.
Courage tells.
Moral courage.
Bet on it.
AG
Maybe! Or maybe Roosevelt’s popularity came from the fact that he took office 3 1/2 years after market crash that precipitated the Great Depression, and the economy (and the unemployment rate) improved markedly in 1933-34.
By contrast, Obama took office 4 months after the failure of Lehman Brothers and the ensuing market collapse, and while the economy was still losing over 700,000 jobs a month. And while the economy began to turn almost as soon as Obama’s policies went into effect, unemployment continued to worsen well into 2010.
So you agree with the Republicans that FDR only made the Depression worse and it would have burned itself out without intervention?
No, I disagree with them. I think it’s pretty clear that Keynes was right and that Roosevelt’s willingness to be flexible and to use what seemed to be working (i.e., deficit spending to spur the economy) played an important role in starting an economic recovery in 1933-34. (And that war-induced deficit spending ended the depression.)
I’m just saying that if, say, Obama had taken office in 2010, 3+ years into the Great Recession, then his record might like more impressive.
Similarly, if Roosevelt had taken office in 1930, then his economic record might not have looked as good by the time of the 1932 elections.
Fair enough.
Thanks, and thanks for the pushing me to clarify.