Or maybe it’s this one:
Consumer riots as well: Police contain unruly Air Jordan shoppers at Houston-area malls
Police were called to quell unruly crowds after hundreds converged outside several Houston-area malls early Sunday morning in hopes of getting a ticket to buy pricey Nike Air Jordan sneakers being released next weekend. Chaos reached a crescendo when a rock shattered a glass entrance door at the Willowbrook Mall and a teenage girl was zapped with a Taser outside The Woodlands Mall.
Think about what that says about USians. We have to hire LEOs to control consumer madness for pricey shoes made in third world sweatshops.
Americans are so exceptional.