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BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
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So many inappropriate comments to make about this one.
Funny thing is, something outside the lines did just happen w/re: to the Superbowl. That would be Brandon Browner loudly encouraging his teammates to seriously injure his former teammates.
And that’s supposed to be the smoking gun that the Patriots engaged in DeflateGate?
I like Ballghazi better than DeflateGate.
I just like hearing news people talk about handling balls, deflated balls, touching balls, grabbing balls.
Also Elmo has some words to say on the topic of touching balls.
I’m pretty sure Booman is trolling the NFL on this one.
Seriously, a lot of people came out looking pretty ridiculous in the past two weeks. We even have Neil Degrasse Tyson fucking up the variables in the Ideal Gas Law.
It’s kind of like Ndamukong Suh when it comes to unsportsmanlike conduct, when it comes to the Patriots and cheating, no matter how ludicrous the accusation, they do not get the benefit of the doubt.
Well, except for the fact that unsportsmanlike conduct is carried out in front of the cameras for everyone to see. A more analogous situation would be for someone to accuse Suh of unsportsmanlike conduct during the pregame warmups and lobbying for a 15-yard penalty on kickoff.
Yeah, it’s possible. Belicheat probably forced the poor ball boy to work on this 90-second routine during the offseason prior to the 2007 season, when suddenly the Pats stats on not fumbling began their too-good-to-be-natural proportions.
I want a full investigation, and arrests if possible, before Sunday’s kickoff. Starting with Belicheat, then Brady and Bobby Kraft, the real Axis of Evil in the world today.
Btw, I think it would also be fitting if they could bring back Jeff Daniels to do another version of his hit film Cheaters. JD could play Belicheat. Matt Damon I have for Brady. Some cranky old member of the Barrymore acting family could play Kraft. Oliver Stone to script and direct — he’s done deep conspiracies and the NFL before …
To say that I don’t give a flying fuck about any of this would be the understatement of the year.