I should probably put all the rumors to rest and just tell you that Vladimir Putin is not dead. In fact, he’s currently cleaning my basement. I wouldn’t be telling you this, but I started to feel sorry for the Kremlin’s spokesman.
Asked to confirm that the president was in good health, Putin’s spokesman Dmitry Peskov said: “Yes. We’ve already said this a hundred times. This isn’t funny any more.”
Poor Dmitry.
If only his boss would just hold up a newspaper with today’s date on it, he wouldn’t have to put up with all this satire.
Once Vlad gets done sorting out the broken children’s toys down there and dry vaccing the dusty corners, I’ll have him call y’all on Skype.
Oh jeez, this is entertaining:
There’s another clip where she broadcasts the weather from jail.
As healthy as a baby!
Maternity ward at Sant’Anna Clinic in Lausanne.
Nemtsov’s girlfriend’s mother said that her daughter had recently had an abortion in Switzerland and Nemtsov was the father. Seems like a long way to go for a medical procedure that’s not illegal in Russia or Ukraine.
Wouldn’t it cause more outrage in Russia if Putin’s SO gave birth in a Swiss hospital than one in Russia?
No. Apparently that place where Oui talked about is where the Russian rich/oligarchs go to have their children. Not sure why just that they do, according to reports.
○ Клиника St. Anna в Люцерне or EN
Because no one who doesn’t have to goes into a Russian hospital.
Depends.
I wonder if they had the foresight to put a birth announcement in the Honolulu Advertiser newspaper.
They denied it specifically yesterday, heh.
BooMan,
How can he be at your house, when he’s actually at my house, glaring, shirtless, at the snow and ice in my driveway, to help melt it?
Plus, he understands what I say, since I’m fluent in Russian.
I’m also semi-fluent in Ukrainian too – but, I didn’t tell him that.
I don’t want him glaring at me, and slipping some poison in my food!
Yours is just a false Dmitri.
It’s actually rather remarkable. In death Nemtsov may have accomplished what he was unable to while alive: dispatch this monster.
Even if a “healty” Putin re-emerges on Monday, as some are suggesting, I can’t imagine the speculation has done him any good. Even the suggestion of a Russia without Putin weakens him.
Monster?
It’s Monday. Putin after 11 days out of sight: