No, it isn’t an Onion parody or a SNL skit.
It’s a mini cell phone, that JUST MAKES PHONE CALLS!
My god, what a radical concept.
Their slogan?
The phone away from your phone.
No, I didn’t make that up.
So craft a mini-phone shaped like a thick credit card. “For minimal use” so you can de-stress and live your life.
Introduce it with an industrial designer and a graphic designer; up on an urban roof top. Then do a Kickstarter program. The ultimate hipster project. The pretentiousness makes my teeth hurt.
Jesus Christ, just get a stupid flip phone or a Cricket.
http://boingboing.net/2015/05/17/credit-card-sized-phone-does-n.html
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