I swear to God, these guys aren’t joking

No, it isn’t an Onion parody or a SNL skit.

It’s a mini cell phone, that JUST MAKES PHONE CALLS!

My god, what a radical concept.

Their slogan?

The phone away from your phone.

No, I didn’t make that up.

So craft a mini-phone shaped like a thick credit card.  “For minimal use” so you  can de-stress and live your life.  

Introduce it with an industrial designer and a graphic designer; up on an urban roof top. Then do a Kickstarter program.  The ultimate hipster project.  The pretentiousness makes my teeth hurt.

Jesus Christ, just get a stupid flip phone or a Cricket.

http://boingboing.net/2015/05/17/credit-card-sized-phone-does-n.html

R