Can’t a man go on vacation without things getting squirrelly?
About The Author
BooMan
Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
His mistake was that he didn’t wait another 25-30 years to pull off his little George Zimmerman “stand my ground” act. Why, if he had only waited, he would be a celebrated hero of the right wing noise machine. Hell, he might have even had the opportunity to make a cameo appearance at the RNC convention. Imagine the response he would get today to a GoFundMe campaign for his squirrel troubles. He would be rolling in the right wing dough.
Squirrels are all conservatives, you know?
Not Rocket J. Squirrel (D-Frostbite Falls).
Oh my gosh. How could I have forgotten my favorite cartoon from my childhood!! It must have brainwashed me.
Libruhl cartoonz!!!!
maybe some can, but it looks like you can’t, Boo.
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