Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly.
He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.
What did I say about Cheney acolytes? Also, Tom Cotton, in favor of child labor. Maybe there’s some firebreathing young teabagger out there in the 8-12 range? I mean actual age, not emotional age.
I love it! What better way to hammer home to all those who don’t bother to pay attention what the Republican party is all about. As an added bonus, would be a giant wet dream for comedians everywhere.
Come to think of it, Satan should have some free time on his hands. Trump is now set on auto-pilot, and what with God all tied up in consultation with fourteen Presidential candidates. (Cutting Perry and Walker loose only led to the others demanding more of his time.)
“attention conservative men: do you want to date younger women? my name is julie, and i’m a younger woman who loves to date politically conservative older men. i recently found one weird trick that makes women eagerly want to date you, even approaching you first, no matter your looks age or income.””
What did I say about Cheney acolytes? Also, Tom Cotton, in favor of child labor. Maybe there’s some firebreathing young teabagger out there in the 8-12 range? I mean actual age, not emotional age.
That black kid Obama blocked from following his tweets?
CJ Pearson is his name
Either him or his spawn Liz…..Bring it.
Let Darth Vader be their leader. At least they’ll get points for honesty.
Nah. Vader is a DSINO (Dark Side In Name Only). He let Luke live, didn’t he?
Yeah, but letting your own kid live is easy. It only counts if you don’t kill all the others.
I love it! What better way to hammer home to all those who don’t bother to pay attention what the Republican party is all about. As an added bonus, would be a giant wet dream for comedians everywhere.
Don’t think even his new heart could handle it. A good reason for some of us to root for letting him try.
Dick Cheney? What, is Satan too busy?
“What, is Satan too busy?”
SOMEONE has to run the Cruz campaign. And Loki is all tied up running the Trump campaign.
Even a “deep bench” has its limits, people.
Come to think of it, Satan should have some free time on his hands. Trump is now set on auto-pilot, and what with God all tied up in consultation with fourteen Presidential candidates. (Cutting Perry and Walker loose only led to the others demanding more of his time.)
Don’t think he’d want the job. Not enough power.
This all depends how badly they want to be shot in the face. My guess: pretty damn badly.
Best line from that thread: “He will be greeted as a liberator!”
Why settle for the lesser evil?
Nominate Dr. Evil. The Constitution does not require the Speaker to be a nonfiction person.
Umm, being next in line, wouldn’t that put both Obama and Biden in serious jeopardy?
I’d love to push Palin for Speaker, just to shamelessly troll the GOP…
Palin … “speaker” … Oh, stop! Stop! My ribs can’t take any more.
Puts him two heart attacks away from the presidency. Way too risky.
I think Kevin Spacey is available.
I guess we would all have to go fuck ourselves.
ot — your sidebar clickbait made me lol:
Cheney for Speaker? Absolutely! What’s not to like having a war criminal and torturer back in government?