Trump’s Presser Against the Pope

Donald Trump’s statement about the Pope

This Pope Francis guy says I’m not a Christian! Can you believe it?

Look, I’m always seeing folks say nice things about this guy. I don’t get it.

I see him on TV. Hard to watch, zero talent. Okay? If you listen to him for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache.

He’s criticizing capitalism. Just shows he’s a totally biased loser who doesn’t have a clue. He’s totally biased. Should be ashamed of himself. Knows nothing about finance.

This dopey guy wants to control our U.S. politicians with the Vatican’s money. Have you noticed he’s very uncomfortable looking? Sleepy eyes. So average in every way.

If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS’s ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been president. Because this would not have happened.

The Pope will do anything to stay at the trough. The Pope is being told that Donald Trump isn’t a nice person. Okay. Donald Trump is a very nice person — I am a very nice person. And I’m a very good Christian.

The Pope doesn’t have a clue. He’s clown. A real dope. Weak leader.

The Mexican government and its leadership has made many disparaging remarks about me to the Pope, because they want to continue to rip off the United States, both on trade and at the border, and they understand I am totally wise to them. The Pope only heard one side of the story — he didn’t see the crime, the drug trafficking and the negative economic impact the current policies have on the United States. He doesn’t see how Mexican leadership is outsmarting President Obama and our leadership in every aspect of negotiation.

Reminds me of a spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain. He should be forced to take an IQ test. I’ve been tested. Very high IQ, by the way. The highest.

This Pope, all he does is go on television is talk, talk, talk. For a religious leader to question a person’s faith is disgraceful. I am proud to be a Christian and as President I will not allow Christianity to be consistently attacked and weakened, unlike what is happening now, with our current President.

They are using the Pope as a pawn and they should be ashamed of themselves for doing so, especially when so many lives are involved and when illegal immigration is so rampant.

What parts were real, and what parts were insults originally directed at someone else?

Author: BooMan

Martin Longman a contributing editor at the Washington Monthly. He is also the founder of Booman Tribune and Progress Pond. He has a degree in philosophy from Western Michigan University.