An Alliance of the Nastiest. Christie Endorses Trump.

From the NY Times:

   Chris Christie Endorses Donald Trump and Calls Marco Rubio ‘Desperate’

There it is. The two most genetically nasty U.S. pols are now in an alliance. I personally think Christie earned himself a VP nod for this.

“Never happen!!!” you say. “There has never been a presidential ticket with two people from the same region!!!”

No…it’s never happened before. Trump breaks all the rules. Can you imagine the havoc these two could wreak tag-team style on HRC and say some national newbie like O’Malley or Castro?

You whack at ’em for a while, Donald. I gotta go get another Big Mac.

                   You want I should get you one too?

The mind boggles.

Maybe Biden could handle them. Or…maybe not. Warren could, but that’s about as outside a shot as I can imagine.

HRC: Elizabeth, I’d really like you to run with me. Imagine…two women on the ticket!!! But you have to promise…no talking bad about the big banks and financial institutions.

Warren: GET outta my office!!!

Like dat.

I fully expect to see Alice, the Mad Hatter and the whole Wonderland crew come waltzing down the internets before this is all over.

Like dat, too.

Later…

AG

Author: Arthur Gilroy

Born. Still working on it.