"Trump on polls: ‘At the end it’s either going to work or I’m going to have a very, very, nice long vacation’"
Congratulations, Donald Trump! You may already have won an a long, luxurious all-expenses paid vacation fabulous New York City!
You will be pampered in the finest accommodations money can buy, surrounded by the finest family money can buy!
You have been selected for this unprecedented prize on the basis of your inept and repugnant presidential candidacy for President!
All expenses will be paid by your adoring followers, led, of course, by the entire student body of Trump University–all of whom have contributed generously to this honor, despite their desperate financial circumstances.