It’s a shame that we can’t reanimate Howard Cosell to broadcast the upcoming debate between Hillary Clinton and Fielding Mellish Donald Trump. It can’t get any more San Marcos Banana Republic than this:
Gennifer Flowers, the former model who had an extramarital affair with Bill Clinton in the 1980s, says she’ll accept an invitation from Donald Trump to sit in the front row of Monday’s presidential debate, according to an assistant.
Trump was probably joking when he threatened to invite a woman who’s claim to fame is that she fucked Hillary’s husband thirty years ago, but the home wrecker went ahead and accepted the invitation anyway.
An assistant to Flowers told BuzzFeed News in the past she had declined such invitations, not wanting to be a “sideshow,” but said she would forward the invite to Flowers.
In an email to BuzzFeed News, Judy Stell, her personal assistant then confirmed she would be attending.
“Ms. Flowers has agreed to join Donald at the debate,” she said.
So, does Clinton respond by inviting Marla Maples?
Maybe we can have Lester Holt referee a mud wrestling match between Flowers and Maples, and that can decide the election.
