I haven’t had anything to say about the Alabama special election for U.S. Senator here. Since it’s being held today, I’d better hurry before the entire topic turns into a pumpkin. Besides, last week I wrote about Conyers resigning and setting up scramble for his seat, so it’s time to give a Republican equal time for his problems.
Talking Points Memo posted both the video of a web attack ad and its text.
“Roy Moore has infiltrated our Alabama communities and his rap sheet reads like a serial sexual predator,” the ad’s narrator says as prison rap sheet-like images with Moore’s face flash onscreen. “His record from the Alabama Supreme Court paints an even darker picture. Judge Moore has repeatedly sided with rapists and sexual predators. These aren’t Alabama values. On Tuesday, Dec. 12, vote no on Roy Moore.”
This makes Moore sound like he should be in the slammer instead of the Senate. His opponent, Doug Jones, actually put people in the slammer as a U.S. Attorney. Hmm. I have the drink with the perfect name for this contest, the Alabama Slammer. Take it away Skyy and Brittany!
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It’s fun, delicious and easy to make…THE ALABAMA SLAMMER! This supposedly a favorite drink of NFL Quarterback Brett Favre.
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THE ALABAMA SLAMMER
3/4 oz. (22ml) Sloe Gin
3/4 oz. (22ml) Southern Comfort
3/4 oz. (22ml) Amaretto
Top with Orange Juice
The Alabama Slammer, a place Moore is lucky to have avoided. May the voters of Alabama agree with me today that Moore should not be in the U.S. Senate.
I close with a song dedication to Moore, Little Girls by Oingo Boingo.
Welcome to Moore’s new theme song.
Modified from the original at ACrazy Eddie’s Motie News.
