Mueller to Pelosi and Congress: “Do I Have to Slap You Upside the Head?”

Special Counsel Robert Mueller sent some mixed messages in his statement today. But his message to Nancy Pelosi and House Democrats couldn’t have been clearer: do your job.

In an otherwise bland but carefully worded statement, Special Counsel Robert Mueller offered clear instructions to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

“If we had had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so,” Mueller stated unequivocally, knocking down both President Donald Trump’s insistence to the contrary and jabbing his former boss, Attorney General Bill Barr. He added that his investigation had made no such determination due to “longstanding department policy” that prohibits charging a president with federal crimes.

But citing the introduction to Volume Two of the report, Mueller made Congress’s duty clear.

“The opinion explicitly permits the investigation of a sitting president, because it is important to preserve evidence while memories are fresh and documents available,” he said.

“Among other things, that evidence could be used if there were co-conspirators who could be charged now,” he said with a pointed glance. “Second, the opinion says that the Constitution requires a process other than the criminal justice system to formally accuse a sitting president of wrongdoing.”

It is clear -as clear as the skies here in sunny Tennessee- that Mueller is sending a message to Pelosi and the House majority.

“How much more obvious could it be?” Mueller is saying in the vulgar English translation. “My hands are freaking tied here. Nancy, do your goddamn job.”

Mueller added that he didn’t intend to help any further, saying “I hope and I expect that this will be the only time I speak to you in this manner,” adding that it wouldn’t be “appropriate” to speak further.

But more experienced hands at parsing statements seemed to hope otherwise.

For now, it’s as Republican Congressman Jason Amash says: “The ball is in our court, Congress.”

Author: Brendan Skwire

Brendan Skwire is a cultural and media critic. He offers nearly two decades of experience as a journalist, video editor, blogger, and community organizer. Skwire has worked for the Philadelphia Weekly, Scrapple TV, and Raw Story, and is a former member of the News Guild.

3 thoughts on “Mueller to Pelosi and Congress: “Do I Have to Slap You Upside the Head?””

  1. ‘Everyone should read the report, except we won’t give you the full report, and we will never, ever show you the (other) intelligence report. So all have to say, and will ever say, is in what you cannot read for yourself.

    Thank You’

    This is a complete win for the Administration.

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