Happy Pearl Harbor Day! You probably should ask the Republicans who attacked us on that day because there’s a chance they will say it was Ukraine. Ukraine apparently attacked our elections in 2016, so President Trump did nothing wrong by yanking around their new president and trying mightily to extort political dirty tricks from him in exchange for American support.

On December 2, I asked why congressional Republicans weren’t asking the Democrats to allow a vote to censure the president as an alternative to impeaching him. Today, Politico reported on the responses they got when they asked Republicans this question directly.

A censure or sense of the Senate resolution to condemn the president has barely been discussed, according to interviews with more than a dozen Republican senators and House members. On the prospects of his conference supporting a censure or something similar, Senate Majority Whip John Thune (R-S.D.) said simply, “I doubt it.”

Sen. Thune apparently has plenty of justification for his doubt.

“I’m not in favor of it,” Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said. “We’re going to wait and see what comes over here, but I haven’t heard anybody discuss it. I haven’t even thought about it until you raised it.”

“I don’t think the Democrats are going to offer that,” said Rep. Steve Chabot (R-Ohio), a Judiciary Committee member who was around for President Bill Clinton’s impeachment. “Nor do I think there would be Republican support.”

They’re not talking about and they wouldn’t support it even if it was an option.

“The sides are in their bunkers, and I don’t see that as a likely outcome,” Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) said of the GOP endorsing a reprimand short of impeachment.

I get that the Republicans feel like they’re in a war, but this seems like a pretty ridiculous position:

“There’s no point in censuring because [Trump] didn’t do anything wrong,” Rep. Roger Williams (R-Texas) said…

…Vice President Mike Pence attended a closed-door meeting with House Republicans ahead of an impeachment hearing Wednesday morning at which he urged them to stick together and thanked them for supporting the president.

Afterward, McCarthy — one of Trump’s top allies on Capitol Hill — said that even a handful of Democrats talking about censure “there’s no reason to impeach this president.”

“He’s done nothing wrong,” McCarthy said.

Typical of these kinds of articles, the explanation offered is one part fear of Trump and one part fear of the Republican base.

Trump has called a censure “unacceptable,” and any suggestion that he did anything wrong could provoke a volcanic reaction from the president. The conservative base would also revolt if Republican lawmakers embraced anything nearing Democrats’ contention that Trump abused his office…

…Putting any distance between the GOP and Trump would likely undermine efforts to defend his GOP majority, which is filled with members tying themselves closely to Trump.

Here’s what reporters are missing. Imagine if the Republicans agreed to censure the president and then lined up to sing his praises as he accepted their nomination for 2020. How would that look? How would they enjoy answering those questions?

This is the same reason the few, if any, Republicans will vote to impeach or convict him. If they knew he’d actually be removed from office and therefore banned from seeking office in the future, they’d have no big issue. The base would quickly refocus on helping the new nominee, and only a few diehards would stay home. But any Republican who voted to remove Trump from office would have an impossible time advocating for his reelection even after an acquittal.

In 1998, the Democrats asking for a censure vote against Bill Clinton did not face this dilemma. Clinton was already serving his second and final term. The Republicans can’t prevent Trump from winning the nomination unless they convict him, and that’s definitely their best option. But they’re not going to contemplate it until they feel like they have the numbers to actually pull it off. For now, they feel like they can’t admit he did anything wrong, even though that’s absurd.