Voiceover promo: “The year is 2010 and Jeb Bush has just been elected to his second term. In 2008 -the Roberts-Scalia-Thomas-Alito-led Supreme Court , having reversed Roe v. Wade- the Bush government threatened to withhold Federal highway funds from any state that didn’t outlaw abortion. Soon all states had complied…..”
“Watch OB-GYN CSI, and see the newly deputized OB-GYNs uphold the law of the land! In our first episode, Dr. Sgt. Sledge Rockwell examines and interrogates a twenty-something female, who is claiming to have had a miscarriage.
‘Did anyone witness this, ma’am?” asks Rockwell, as he snaps on his rubber gloves. ‘No, no…” stammers the young woman, ‘I was alone, in the bathroom…..’
‘Nurse Thornridge,’ barks Dr. Sgt. Rockwell, ‘we’ll have to investigate for any suspicious scrapes or scars on her uterus, call in Detective Stone as a witness’“
“In an adjacent room, a 30-ish woman is ecstatic at being told that she’s pregnant.
‘Bill and I have been trying for years!’ she enthuses. Dr. Lt. Smith smiles, sharing in her joy.
‘That’s wonderful,’ he says, ‘it’s what makes this job so rewarding.’ ‘Of course,’ he continues, ‘you’ll have to register your birth at the desk before you leave. Just give the nurse-sergeant all of your pertinent information.’
‘And my husband’s?’ questions the woman.
‘That won’t be necessary,’ chuckles the Dr. Lt., ‘he’s not the one that’s pregnant, now is he?’“
“Follow along as the crack OB-GYN CSI unit tracks down women who have missed their monthly ‘check-ins.’ See the inter-agency cooperation as the Border Patrol checks for any suspicious pregnant women heading into Canada or Mexico….”
“It’s OB-GYN CSI…..new on CBS!”