At 1:45 PM eastern time the Shrubmander in Chief is going to announce that we have no more prisoners in Guantanamo (if MSNBC can be believed) and then proceed to explain why we should trade our essential liberties for some temporary security.
Bring a barf bag.
Update [2006-9-6 13:53:42 by BooMan]: Either I heard wrong or MSNBC got it wrong, but Bush is not closing Guantanamo, but praising it.