I’m not interested in the story du jour about people’s junk and so on. I’ll be on a flight next week. If it doesn’t blow up, I’ll tell you how it went. Frankly, there’s a lull in interesting things to write about, so maybe we should just start swapping Thanksgiving recipes. It’s my favorite holiday, probably because it doesn’t celebrate the birth or death of God. But it could be the food. So, what are you preparing?
Also, too, we can wipe out homosexuality and keep gay men out of our showers forever. You’ll never guess how.
