Here’s what I want to know. Why don’t the producers of cable news programs invite disgraced Democrats like James Traficant to represent the left side of every debate? His hair is far better than Newt Gingrich’s or Tom DeLay’s hair. Karl Rove doesn’t even have any hair. Dick Cheney’s basically got a chrome-dome. It’s completely unfair that complete losers like Oliver North or Charles ‘Tex’ Colson can get on the air anytime they want, and our convicted felons are completely shut-out. What? Do we need an affirmative action program for people like William ‘Freezer Cash’ Jefferson so that they can get equal time with the GOP’s cable news line-up.
And we must have at least one formerly deaf-from-too-much-Oxy-Contin-fan-of-Caribbean-child butt-sex to put on the radio and issue our marching orders. If not, let James Traficant do a radio show from his hospital prison. He ran for Congress from prison and got 15% of the vote. And you know what that means!! The man can get better ratings than Ollie North!!
OMG, what’s that thing on his head?!
Actually, what’s on his head is his natural hair. Really.
The odd appearance comes from his having undergone experimental scalp-raising surgery in a misguided attempt to look taller and smarter.
Really!
You know they’re getting to you when you use double exclamation marks in consecutive sentences.
Jeez, I just woke up and everybody’s in a frenzy. Just when you think you’ve heard it all, somebody tells you a hair-raising story.
that’s a pretty good one.
Get him together with Trump for a hair infomercial.
As an inhabitant of Illinois I am outraged and offended by your blatant display of Old Coast bias. Our Blago can beat your Trafficant with all his hands tied behind his back. How dare you talk about hair without genuflecting to our Blago, who is golden.
He is the one who will make your dream come true.
Would you believe that post you linked is one of the most visited posts on my blog?
Not that I’m proud. After all, what can expect when you title a post “Rush Limbaugh’s Penis”?
doesn’t surprise me a bit.