Thank God THAT’S Settled!

“President Donald Trump fired up his Twitter on Saturday morning to claim his ‘complete power to pardon.'”

I was worried that, left unresolved, the question of whether the President could pardon himself and his criminal associates would create confusion and doubt.  Now our premier and indisputable constitutional scholar, The Donald Himself, has ruled.  That should put the matter at rest.  I guess I’ll cancel my order for a gross of pitch-forks.