“First Lady Laura Bush flew from Washington to New York and instead of flying Air Force One, she took the Delta Shuttle. The first lady said she did this because unlike Air Force One, commercial airlines are cheaper, they waste less gas, and she doesn’t get stuck sitting next to a dumb guy.” –Conan O’Brien
“President Bush said catching a 7.5 pound fish was his best moment since becoming president. You know the sad thing, a lot of historians would agree with that.” –Jay Leno
“A new poll shows that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job on the War in Iraq. And the remaining 34% think Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church.” –Tina Fey
“President Bush said that when it comes to hurricane preparedness, step number one is to, quote, ‘pray that there’s no hurricanes.’ Later President Bush admitted, ‘Yeah, that’s our entire plan.'” –Conan O’Brien
Got any good ones?
