This is weird:
Guess who got a V.I.P. tour of the Capitol Thursday?
Porn star – no, make that former porn star – and big Hillary Clinton fan Jenna Jameson.
Jameson, who quit the porn business and got a breast reduction last month, is in town with her boyfriend, celebrity mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz.
Who gave her the tour?
Maybe that’s why the adult film industry icon and her beau wound up getting a tour of the Capitol from an aide to Sen. Arlen Specter (R-Pa.), a one-time district attorney of Philadelphia. At least that’s what we hear on good authority.
Specter himself seemed to know nothing of Jameson’s visit. He appeared genuinely clueless when confronted by our colleague Paul Kane, who, bless his heart, was brave enough to query Specter (who didn’t get his nickname, Snarlin’ Arlen for nothing) just off the Senate floor about a rumored meeting he was having with Jameson.
“I don’t recognize that name. Who? General Jameson?” Specter asked.
“No, sir, Jenna. She’s, well, she’s kind of an actress, in, well, uh, the adult film industry,” Kane explained.
“Paul, do you mean pornos?” Specter chuckled.
“Yes, senator, that’s what we’d call it.”
“I don’t think I’m meeting her,” Specter said.
And to the best of our knowledge, he did not.
Good thing. What would the wingnuts say?
