On the first day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . . . . .
The indictment of Scooter Libby
On the second day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the third day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the fourth day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the fifth day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the sixth day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Cheney turning purple
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the seventh day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Rumsfeld dies of sunshine
Cheney turning purple
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the eighth day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Bolton flips on Hadley
Rumsfeld dies of sunshine
Cheney turning purple
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the ninth day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Tenet says, “I Gotcha!”
Bolton flips on Hadley
Rumsfeld dies of sunshine
Cheney turning purple
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the tenth day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Condi meets her cellmate
Tenet says, “I Gotcha!”
Bolton flips on Hadley
Rumsfeld dies of sunshine
Cheney turning purple
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the eleventh day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Bush is sent to Bellevue
Condi meets her cellmate
Tenet says, “I Gotcha!”
Bolton flips on Hadley
Rumsfeld dies of sunshine
Cheney turning purple
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
On the twelfth day of Fitzmas my AG gave to me . . .
Wilson sues for millions
Bush is sent to Bellevue
Condi meets her cellmate
Tenet says, “I Gotcha!”
Bolton flips on Hadley
Rumsfeld dies of sunshine
Cheney turns all purple
Rove spills the b-e-e-a-a-n-n-s-s
Ari under oath
Karen moves to France
McClellan wets his pants
And the indictment of Scooter Libby
