Because zombies are real, Jeff Sessions will be running for his old Senate seat in Alabama next year. This makes me want to die and not be revived, but there is one saving grace. President Trump hates Sessions hit the heat of a thousand tweets, and he’s promised to beat the shit out of him in an effort to prevent him from winning the GOP’s nomination.
This is the kind of shitshow Orville Redenbacher would love. The best part is that pits Trump against the most important jurors in his upcoming impeachment trial. Sessions’ former colleagues in the Senate will be pulling for him and grinding and gnashing their teeth every time Trump slanders and maligns him.
This should produce some delicious infighting as well as some spectacularly self-destructive behavior by the president. In this case, I hope Trump prevails in the sense that he succeeds in killing Sessions off for good. In doing so, however, I hope he gets himself removed from office.
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