Shit-For-Brains Cancels Piss Conference

“Brownie” Shit-For-Brains — FEMA no-head Mike Brown — has been slated to hold a piss conference, but abruptly cancelled.


Sean Penn just arrived and went out in a boat — I think near New Orleans — to search for missing friends.


Those who can, do. (Sean Penn, President Al Gore, etc.) Those who can’t, hold piss conferences. (Skeletor and Smirky Fuckwads, et al.)