Author: bood abides

New ad which will appear in the Sunday edition of the New York Times New York, NY (Rotters)- In a vote of 3,100,000 to 100,000 yesterday, the members of a massive nationwide progressive political action group voted...

BLACKWATER Well, we don’t need no draft, in this war we’re promotin That ol’ Euphrates, she’s crawlin in shame Blackhawks are thumpin That minigun’s  pumpin Blackwater keeps throwin Iraq to the...

Former pop star Britney Spears and Al-Qaeda front man Osama bin-Laden rehearsing for upcoming video Hollywood, CA (O! Online) – Reporters for O! Online have learned that there are plans in the works for a possible joint...

The Unofficial Official Rules of Surgeball The Unofficial Official Rules of Surgeball  1.1   Do not talk about Surgeball. 1.2   You do not talk about Surgeball, there is no debate. 1.3   If someone says...

Six of twelve lucky servicemen set for early rotation home aboard Air Force One Al-Anbar, Iraq (Rotters) – Citing tremendous successes with his surge strategy during a surprise visit to Iraq, President Bush today announced...