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Bush Inspects Rita Damage

Crawford, TX (Claw News Service) – President Bush today left the NorthComm bunker in Colorado Springs, Colorado and made a detour back to his own property in Crawford , Texas prior to returning to Washington. He was...

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Rice Fingers the United Nations on Reform

United Nations (APE) – In a speech drawing modest applause, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice called to task the 191 nation body in regards to the “Global War on Terror”. “The time to reform the United...

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Bush Flames Carter Baker Commission

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (Rotters) – President Bush Monday accepted a bi-partisan election reform report from former President Jimmy Carter and former Secretary of State James Baker and immediately tossed it into...

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Bush Son Enlisted in Austin

Austin, TX (APE) – John Ellis Bush, 21, son of Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida and nephew of President George W. Bush was arrested early Friday morning, Sept. 16 in Austin and later enlisted that day in the USMC. He enlisted...

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