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Attorney General Gonzales arrives for a review of war crimes trials at Guantanamo Bay Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (Rotters) – An angry Alberto Gonzales flew overnight to Guantanamo Bay Cuba in an apparent effort to stave off...

Grainy video of Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid being held hostage by a group of “Kossacks” Washington, DC (APE) – A spokesperson for Democratic Arizona Senator Harry Reid early this morning confirmed that...

Has the Republican Party’s favorite smelly ogre lost his magic touch in his latest sequel? Washington, DC (Rotters) – Critics are united over condemnation of the latest efforts from the smelly ogre that everyone...

“Is everyone okay, are we still alive?” uttered General Cheney Washington, DC (UPSI) – Hours after touching down aboard Air Force two following what the White House has described as a extremely successful Asian...

President bush speaking to employees at a Tennessee ethanol pruduction facility Raleigh, NC (APE) – President George W. Bush yesterday took a tour of Novozymes North America Inc. a manufacturer of enzymes designed to...