Author: bood abides

Your tax dollars at work…

This is easily the stupidist thing that I’ve read in a long time… It’s a story about a Mesa, Arizona SWAT team thats seeking $100,000 of federal grant money to make a trained Capuchin Monkey a part of their...

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Black Smoke Rising

European Tourist: “Oh look, there’s black smoke rising over the Capitol… does this mean they’ve selected another House Leader?” American: “Nope. That just means that Tom DeLay has set off...

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George Bush is Vulnerable to Identity Theft

This is an outside the box, very unethical idea that I have been playing around with for a while. I want to throw it out to the community to maybe find out how unethical that it really is, or if it really has legs. Myself, I am...

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An Open Letter to George W Bush

Hey George, I see where you’ve misappropriated some funds again to subsidize the Bamboozlepalooza tour… Dude…what’s up? Now we’re also hearing from you that you want all ideas on the table, and...

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