Carnacki’s Chiller Theater

Good evening. Welcome to tonight’s edition of Carnacki’s Chiller Theater.

Tonight I bring you tales of terror and mystery and of wonders of the imagination.

So turn down the lights, turn up your spookiest music and sit back as I open up the crypt to see what horrors are hidden within.
::Turns to gargoyle::
I said horrors not whores! What kind of web site do you think Booman Tribune is? Take them back inside.

Pardon the interruption.

Thrills to the discovery of a Chinese Pompeii. Who knows what other mysteries are hidden beneath the surface of the Earth?

Thrills to a police officer who investigates the occult. Put the chicken head down and come out with your hands up. This officer sounds like New Jersey’s version of the X-Files.

Chills to a sex-crazed demon haunting Tanzanians.

Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands.
“We believe reading the Koran is our only defense, nothing else,” says the 41-year-old driver and father of four. “But Popo Bawa is real, and well prepared.”
Vacationers on the Indian Ocean islands tend to smile dismissively at accounts in guidebooks of the bat-like ogre said to prey on men, women and children. But for superstitious Zanzibaris a visit from the sodomizing gremlin is no joke.

Has anyone checked to see if Bush-appointee

Chills to Panamanian cattlemen poisoning vampire bats.

Thrills to The New York Times getting a story right for a change. Sherlock Holmes remains the greatest of all men. Too bad he’s not around today. This administration would be his criminal nemesis.

Carnacki’s Chiller Theater

promoted by BooMan

Bwhahaha…good evening.

Tonight’s Chiller Theater features ghosts, evil madmen, and horrors previously unimaginable except by the most demented of minds.

Tonight I could not steal Bill in Portland Maine’s “swoosh” machine (like I do his Cheers & Jeers idea) for my favorite gargoyle refused to cross the picketline. The C&J Cafe snark union is definitely one you do not want to cross.

So instead I bring you a coffin recently acquired after a night of moonlit digging at the local cemetery…a coffin so new it is still occupied by a mouldering corpse.

I shall open it for you. <crrrrrreeeeaaaakkkkk>. WAIT A MINUTE. That’s not a decaying corpse! That’s conservative commentator Phyllis Schafly!

Join me on the jump.

Ah, forgive me. It was a gruesome corpse after all. It only resembled Schafly.

Let us resume our topic at hand. It is time for Chills & Thrills.

Thrills to Howard Peirce and his must read post on his car troubles and the wondrous people who helped him at a Volkswagon shop worthy of a Twilight Zone episode.

Thrills also to HP for his work at unifying the horror blog community. His post here
sparked a growing number of horror bloggers to find each other and link up: examples here; here; and here in Portugese.

Chills to Friday the 13th.

Chills to a Lawrence, Kansas hotel’s work on the elevators possibly driving out the ghosts. The ghosts asked for too many fresh sheets.

Thrills to witches dancing naked in the forests of Germany.

Chills to Salem, Mass., officials for turning up their noses at a statue of a witch known for having a very pretty nose.

Thrills to haunted real estate for sale.

Thrills to King Tut getting a new look. All bow to his royal highness.

Chills to world leaders giving us cause to wonder about what they do in the wood.

Thrills to this haunting portrait of the Vietnam War.

And, as always, saving the best for last

Thrills to Dracula Blogged.
From the about section:

This blog will publish Bram Stoker’s Dracula for the next six months. Individual pieces of the novel will appear on the calendar dates indicated in the text, starting with Jonathan Harker’s May 3rd Bistriz journal entry, and finishing up with November 6 and the final Note.

So what Chills & Thrills you tonight?

Kung Fu Monkey and winning over the crowds

At a certain level, politics is more primal than most of us care to admit.
I got an example of that this last campaign when in an attempt to win over my older sister to Johon Kerry. I listed my reasons she should vote against George W. Bush. I listed my reasons for supporting John Kerry. When I finished, she said: “I just don’t like his smile.”

I’ve diaried in a previous diary how long it took me to get over that.

But there’s a lesson to be learned and John Rogers of Kung Fu Monkey blog I think hits on it well.

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Rogers, a former standup comic and now screen writer, had a great post on his blog Kung Fu Monkey called “Learning to say ain’t” about what John Kerry and other Democratic candidates often fail to do:

My bigger point, leaving all the fancy policy stuff to the wonks who delight in them, is that the art of politics is convincing people to connect with you. When you have an idea, and the other guy has an idea — if you don’t connect in some primal way with the listeners your idea is never even going to get considered, no matter how much better it is on a rational level. In theory, “We’re sending guys to fight in Iraq without body armor or properly equipped Humvees and then cutting taxes on rich folk” is literally the worst idea I could come up with to play in a mill town, unless that sentence ended with “… and then, your sons kiss each other.” And yet the RR (Radical Right) gets a pass on this. Why? because as soon as guys like John Kerry (and God bless ’em, Al Franken and Janeane Garofolo) open their mouths, all the audience hears is “snobby snob snob think you’re so smart!”

Now who the hell am I to even think I have something to contribute here? Well, let’s say the candidate’s job is to walk into a room of complete strangers and get them to like him. Connect with him. Wow, the few rare politicians who can do that, they’re worth their weight in gold.

I did that for twelve years. So did hundreds of other people you’ve never heard of. We’re stand-ups, and that’s the ENTRY-LEVEL for the job.

A good stand-up can walk into a room, a bar with no stage and a shit mic, in the deep goddam South or Montana or Portland or Austin or Boston, and not only tell jokes with differing political opinions than the crowd, can get them to laugh. With all due respect to our brother performers in theater, etc., we can walk into a room of any size from 20 to 2000 complete strangers with no shared background and not just evoke emotion … we can evoke a specific strong emotion every 15 seconds. For an HOUR. A good stand-up can make fun of your relationship with your wife, make fun of your job, make fun of your politics, all in front of a thousand strangers, and afterward that same person will go up and invite the stand-up to a barbecue.

In short — every club audience is a swing state.

His lesson comes from what he learned the hard way (and as I always say, “Bad experience is the BEST teacher):

One night in Rawlins, Wyoming, the headliner — a sweet road comic named “Boats” Johnson — took me aside.

“You’re a good joke writer. I mean, damn, there’s some smart stuff in there.”

“Thanks. But, uh…”

“They don’t like you much.” Boats handed me a beer. “Second show. Longneck. Always a longneck. Bring it on stage. Sip from it every now and then.”

“I don’t really drink on stage –“

“Fine. Fill it with water. Don’t bring attention to it, just sip from it.”

I shrugged. “Anything else?”

“Yeah. Learn to say ‘ain’t’. Don’t change the jokes. Just learn to say ‘ain’t’ every now and then.”

The shows went, much, much better after that. I told the same gun control jokes, the same pro-gay marriage bits, the same making-fun of the culture wars jokes. But now I was killing.

There are two lessons to be taken from “Learn to say ‘ain’t’.” First, the fundamental dynamic in all crowd interaction is us vs. them. Period. It’s sad. Oh well. Get over it and win.

Go read the whole post. It’s worth it IMO.

For a long time I’ve wanted to write a diary about “What the DNC can and should learn from professional wrestling.”

It’s simple theater. Yes I know it’s fake. Everyone has known it’s fake since 1982. The only ones who care about pro wrestling being fake are elitists who like to look down on pro wrestling by pronouncing it fake as if the rubes didn’t know. Please.

Professional wrestling manages to put butts in the seats and make people stand to cheer even when they know it is stagecraft. How? By playing on the emotions.

Senator Harry Reid has managed to do a lot of good as the Minority Senate Leader. But the former boxer has to steal some plays from the professional wrestling playbook. He’s got to become more of a booker.

In pro wrestling, the booker gives the wrestlers a rough outline of what he’s looking for in a match and who will win. Great pro wrestlers like Ric Flair, Ricky Steamboat, Mick Foley and Bret Hart can turn those moves in the ring into high drama. Glances, forearm shots, jumps off the ropes and near pinfalls might be the moves they’re using, but it’s an interpretative dance with a story about winning and losing and good vs. evil and sometimes good vs. good.

It’s about building suspense and generating heat. And that’s something that Dr. Howard Dean and Reid need to begin doing for the Democrats. We’re fired up, but we’re only a small part of the party. At my local meetings, there’s an air of defeatism hanging over that should be eliminated.

And in pro wrestling, there are tricks to generating heat even when losing.

When Barbara Boxer stood up to challenge the Ohio ballots, a good booker would have leaked to the media that she was going to do that so it gets coverage. But then he would have told the other senators, “OK, after she does her challenge, Byrd I want you to go next…” and so on so that all of the Democrats stood to show unity. It still wouldn’t have mattered to the outcome. But it would have shown Democrats throughout the nation — us, the regular folk who sometimes need our simple theater to give us reasons to stand up and cheer instead of hanging our heads down low — that our party was united. That counting every vote mattered. That election reform mattered.

It didn’t happen that way. I offer it as an example even though I realize in the thread the gist of my diary risks being lost to t he Ohio fraud/vote counting issue.

But my point — and I think the post at Kung Fu Monkey’s (which is much more fun to write than John Rogers) is too — is that for as much as we want to believe voters can be won over by better framing, by logic, by appealing to their sensibilities, we need to do more than that. We need to win them over emotionally. In addition to Reid’s behind the scenes maneuvering, some of us out here need our theater from our Democratic leaders.

Carnacki’s Chiller Theater

[it’s Frivolous Friday, and Carnacki comes to the rescue. So, what’s thrilling and chilling you?- BooMan]

Good evening and welcome to another edition of Carnacki’s Chiller Theater.

Tonight I bring you a special Mummy’s Day edition.


 Thrills to hairy primates. No, I do not mean Supreme Court Justice Scalia. I have not followed the latest bigfoot footage closely enough to render an opinion. That is something else that separates me from Scalia. My mummy taught me to only issue opinions based on evidence and knowledge of the case instead of preconceived notions.

Thrills to cave timeshares. Neandrathals, modern humans and hyenas may have shared the same cave 40,700 years ago. Don’t tell Senator Santorum. (I bet his mother is in the hyena family.)

Thrills to the European Space Agency for taking the most detailed satellite image yet of Mother Earth. Say “Cheese!”

Chills to damage to Old Mom. The magazine Foreign Policy (not exactly the Weekly World News) has a story titled “Apocalypse Soon.”

Today, the United States has deployed approximately 4,500 strategic, offensive nuclear warheads. Russia has roughly 3,800. The strategic forces of Britain, France, and China are considerably smaller, with 200-400 nuclear weapons in each state’s arsenal. The new nuclear states of Pakistan and India have fewer than 100 weapons each. North Korea now claims to have developed nuclear weapons, and U.S. intelligence agencies estimate that Pyongyang has enough fissile material for 2-8 bombs.

How destructive are these weapons? The average U.S. warhead has a destructive power 20 times that of the Hiroshima bomb.

At least they’re in the hands of responsible people. /snark

Diplomats and intelligence agencies believe Osama bin Laden has made several attempts to acquire nuclear weapons or fissile materials. It has been widely reported that Sultan Bashiruddin Mahmood, former director of Pakistan’s nuclear reactor complex, met with bin Laden several times. Were al Qaeda to acquire fissile materials, especially enriched uranium, its ability to produce nuclear weapons would be great. The knowledge of how to construct a simple gun-type nuclear device, like the one we dropped on Hiroshima, is now widespread. Experts have little doubt that terrorists could construct such a primitive device if they acquired the requisite enriched uranium material. Indeed, just last summer, at a meeting of the National Academy of Sciences, former Secretary of Defense William J. Perry said, “I have never been more fearful of a nuclear detonation than now…. There is a greater than 50 percent probability of a nuclear strike on U.S. targets within a decade.” I share his fears.

Good thing we focused all of our national resources and military in the hunt for Osama bin Laden to stop him… (hold on, I’ve been interrupted by my favorite gargoyle looking over my shoulder. We did what? We diverted the majority of our military to a country that inspectors already concluded we had stopped their WMD program on phony evidence they had WMDs? That’s insane!)

My apologies for the interruption.

Chills to overstraining our dear Mom’s resources.

But limitless economic expansion in a finite world and the unleashing of boundless human desire upon a dwindling resource base do not necessarily lead to the social and economic enfranchisement of humanity. It may lead to intensifying competitive violence and wars over resources – land, water, oil.

Sorry, Mother. We’ll send a nice bouquet on Sunday to make up for being bad children.

Let’s end on  a good note.

Thrills to the find of a beautiful mummy (photo at the top of this diary).

MSNB has the story:

A superbly maintained 2,300-year-old mummy bearing a golden mask and covered in brightly colored images of gods and goddesses was unveiled Tuesday at Egypt’s Saqqara Pyramids complex south of Cairo.

The unidentified mummy, from the 30th pharaonic dynasty, had been closed in a wooden sarcophagus and buried in sand at the bottom of a 20-foot shaft before being discovered recently by an Egyptian-led archaeological team.

“We have revealed what may be the most beautiful mummy ever found in Egypt,” Zahi Hawass, chief of Egypt’s Supreme Council of Antiquities, said as he helped excavators remove the sarcophagus’ lid to show off the find.

I apologizes for making mummy jokes probably older than the pyramids. My Mummy raised me better than that. Oops. Did it again.

So what are your Chills and Thrills?

Court rules witches not welcome at county commission

Sorry for the short diary. But I find this wrong and need to point it out. Hopefully booman or someone else can go into it further. I don’t mind prayers and invocations etc. before government meetings as long as they’re broad-minded. This smacks of government support of some faiths over others. We’re supposed to be a tolerant nation.

The 4th Circuit ruled Chesterfield County's Board of Supervisors did not show impermissible motive in refusing to permit a pantheistic invocation by a Wiccan because its list of clergy who registered to conduct invocations covers a wide spectrum of Judeo-Christian denominations. Simpson v. Chesterfield County Board of Supervisors, No. 04-1045 (April 14). Chesterfield County is in the Richmond suburbs.

"The Judeo-Christian tradition is, after all, not a single faith but an umbrella covering many faiths," Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson III wrote in the opinion.

Simpson is a leader in the spiritual group Reclaiming Tradition of Wicca and a member of another known as the Broom Riders Association. Her lawyers argue the 4th Circuit wrongfully discriminates among religions.

"A very basic point is that governments cannot make distinctions among their citizens on the basis of religion," says Rebecca Glenberg of the American Civil Liberties Union of Virginia, who argued on behalf of Simpson.

A law professor who has been involved in establishment clause litigation says the full 4th Circuit is not likely to change the ruling. And if it does, Douglas Laycock says, the Supreme Court probably would not take up a case with questions about limiting legislative prayer to Judeo-Christian faiths.

"The court has only so many chips to spend on this issue," says Laycock, a professor at the University of Texas School of Law who believes there should be greater separation of church and state. "They haven't touched legislative prayer since the Marsh case more than 20 years ago. And it would be immensely unpopular in many parts of the country to let a Wiccan give a prayer. The courts aren't supposed to follow election returns, though they sometimes seem to do so, and they're even getting death threats now."

Intimidate the judiciary so that you get the court decisions you want. What is this? A Stalinistic country with kangaroo courts?

Calling all Kossacks and BooMen in DC, Virginia, West Virginia, Pennsylvania and Eastern Seaboard

It’s coming. This might be the biggest Kossack gathering until Yearly Kos in 2006.

Harpers Ferry National Historical Park.

Saturday, May 28. 11 a.m. Meet at the visitor’s center. We’re making a day of it.

WhooHoo!

Harpers Ferry National Historical Park was selected as a great place. It’s scenic, it’s easy to get to, we can hike around town, tour the museum exhibits, throw rocks in the Potomac or Shenandoah rivers and re-learn some history.

Special musical guests U2, AC-DC, Rob Zombie and the Rolling Stones

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(with poll)
will not be there. But some of your favorite people — fellow Kossacks — will be.

Harpers Ferry is about 90 minutes from Washington, D.C., plus there should be plenty of carpooling opportunities.

So those of you Kossacks in Western Maryland, K9Disc, etc, those of you in suburban Maryland, southern Pennsylvania, northern Virginia,the eastern panhandle of West Virginia or the nation’s bluest zone, Washington, D.C., this is your chance to meet those people you only know by their handles. Plus you’ll get the chance to carry little Carnackis up hills. It’ll be great fun.

This also seems like a very appropriate exhibit considering how much Kossacks and Democrats care about protecting the soldiers (as opposed to the Bush administration which claims to care for soldiers, but cuts funding to arm them properly).

May 28-29 – “Defend and Protect: Arming the American Soldier.” Special exhibits and programs highlight the Harpers Ferry Armory, technology, invention and how soldiers used these weapons for national defense and exploration. Special attraction this year is a musical interpretation of the industrial age by the Indiana Brass Band.

Some have asked about overnight accomodations.

Here’s some hotels with reviews. Personally I’d pick the Hilltop House, but that’s just me.

Here’s camping information for the Harpers Ferry KOA.

If you have any questions, email me. It’s in my profile.

Also, thanks to Rena, jsmdlawyer, DCDemocrat, pastordan, Mrs. Pastor, Mrsdbrown1, teacherken and msaroff for their reminders.

Carnacki’s Chiller Theater

I give a warm holiday greetings to any practicing witches reading this.

We are on the eve of Walpurgis Night. Enjoy, but don’t party too hard. The rest of you, I hope you have lain your bonfires for lighting.

Tonight’s edition of Carnacki’s Chiller Theater is taped in advance before a dead studio audience because as you read this, I am trapped in a minivan with three children under the age of 7. The horror! The horror!

So turn down your lights. Turn up your spookiest music. And prepare to enter the only diary on the BooMan Tribune that is a blatant ripoff, I mean homage, of Cheers & Jeers.

Thrills to Iranian Jones. Iranian archaeologists are trying to solve a mystery: Why was a temple hidden under rocks and broken bricks? My guess is an ancient curse was involved. You gotta be careful with those temple curses. That’s how Karl Rove was unleashed upon the world.

Thrills to library discoveries . I get excited when I find an Agatha Christie or Louis Lamour I haven’t read. A Welsh librarian discovered The Genealogy of Jesus Christ, a centuries old tome whose discovery is like a plot twist in The Da Vinci Code.

Thrills to papyrus yields ancient secrets to new technology. Amazingly new information revealed although, one of the secrets unlocked was already covered by Alan Moore in a Marvel comic book. I always thought Stan Lee was on the side of the angels.

Chills to taking away popular myths. Experts say nothing to the full moon creating havoc. Police dispatchers and hospital nurses say differently.

Chills to Lake Erie’s dead zone. Large section of Lake Erie is a dead zone. Fertilizers, pollution, and mussels suspected (I bet mussels take the fall for it.)

Chills to the Amityville Horror. Or as I dubbed it, the Amityville Snorer.

Thrills to hauntingly beautiful photographs.

Thrills to mysterious tunnels.

And saving the best for last, Thrills to 42 and her dear daughter’s accounts and photographs of Recollections Ossuary at Sedlec, Czech Republic: Church of All Saints.

So what is Thrilling and Chilling you?

Military funding of paranormal spies and warriors

I’ll state up front I hope soj weighs in on this diary. I’ve never met soj, but I trust her opinion immensely.

Another of those things stranger than fiction. From a review of Jon Ronson’s The Men Who Stare at Goats originally published in The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, May/June 2005:

Then, in 1995, the story broke that for the previous 25 years the U.S. Army had invested $20 million in a highly secret psychic spy program called Star Gate (also Grill Flame and Scanate), a Cold War project intended to close the “psi gap” (the psychic equivalent of the missile gap) between the United States and Soviet Union. The Soviets were training psychic spies, so we would as well. The Men Who Stare at Goats, by British investigative journalist Jon Ronson, is the story of this program, how it started, the bizarre twists and turns it took, and how its legacy carries on today. (Ronson’s previous book, Them: Adventures with Extremists, explored the paranoid world of cult mongers and conspiracy theorists.)

In a highly readable narrative style, Ronson takes readers on a Looking Glass-like tour of what U.S. Psychological Operations (PsyOps) forces were researching: invisibility, levitation, telekinesis, walking through walls, and even killing goats just by staring at them (the ultimate goal was killing enemy soldiers telepathically). In one project, psychic spies attempted to use “remote viewing” to identify the location of missile silos, submarines, POWs, and MIAs from a small room in a run-down Maryland building. If these skills could be honed and combined, perhaps military officials could zap remotely viewed enemy missiles in their silos, or so the thinking went.

Initially, the Star Gate story received broad media attention–including a spot on ABC’s Nightline–and made a few of the psychic spies, such as Ed Dames and Joe McMoneagle, minor celebrities. As regular guests on Art Bell’s pro-paranormal radio talk show, the former spies spun tales that, had they not been documented elsewhere, would have seemed like the ramblings of paranoid cultists. (There is even a connection between Ed Dames, Art Bell, and the Heaven’s Gate cult mass suicide in 1997, in which 39 UFO devotees took a permanent “trip” to the mother ship they believed was trailing the Hale-Bopp comet.)

But Ronson has brought new depth to the account by carefully tracking down leads, revealing connections, and uncovering previously undisclosed stories. For example, Ronson convincingly connects some of the bizarre torture techniques used on prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison, with similar techniques employed during the FBI siege of the Branch Davidians in Waco, Texas. FBI agents blasted the Branch Davidians all night with such obnoxious sounds as screaming rabbits, crying seagulls, dentist drills, and Nancy Sinatra’s “These Boots Are Made for Walking.” The U.S. military employed the same technique on Iraqi prisoners of war, instead using the theme song from the PBS kids series Barney and Friends–a tune many parents concur does become torturous with repetition.

One of Ronson’s sources, none other than Uri Geller (of bent-spoon fame), led him to one Maj. Gen. Albert Stubblebine III, who directed the psychic spy network from his office in Arlington, Virginia. Stubblebine thought that with enough practice he could learn to walk through walls, a belief encouraged by Lt. Col. Jim Channon, a Vietnam vet whose post-war experiences at such new age meccas as the Esalen Institute in Big Sur, California, led him to found the “first earth battalion” of “warrior monks” and “jedi knights.” These warriors, according to Channon, would transform the nature of war by entering hostile lands with “sparkly eyes,” marching to the mantra of “om,” and presenting the enemy with “automatic hugs.” Disillusioned by the ugly carnage of modern war, Channon envisioned a battalion armory of machines that would produce “discordant sounds” (Nancy and Barney?) and “psycho-electric” guns that would shoot “positive energy” at enemy soldiers.

I’ve listened to Ed Dames on Art Bell’s show many a night. I won’t jump into the debate of whether he’s credible or not. I will point out that I believe it was proven he had a better track record of accuracy than other, mundane methods used by the CIA and DIA, but then again, looking at some of their failures of late, that’s not saying much. I do know I’m looking forward to reading the book, The Men Who Stare At Goats.

I’ll also point out that the FBI consulted the military during the siege of Waco. We all saw how well that turned out.

Carnacki’s Chiller Theater

Turn the lights down low, turn your spookiest music up, it is time for another edition of Carnacki’s Chiller Theater bwhahahaha.

Good evening.

Last week, an intruder from Maine entered my domain seeking his revenge for the theft of his diary idea. This week, I have surrounded The Carnacki Crypt with hungry zombies. Bwhahaha. Won’t Bill be in for a nasty surprise?

Tonight we have a special treat for you. My favorite pet gargoyle stole Bill’s <swoosh> machine and re-set it. This is not Cheers & Jeers. This is Chills & Thrills. What else would you expect at a sight named BooooooMan?

<creeeeeaaaaaakkkkkk> (ahh, what sweet music the swooosh machine makes)

Chills to the Bush Cult’s continued refusal to push the grossly ill-suited John Bolton to the ambassadorship of the United Nations. His mustache alone is too frightening for the diplomatic corps.

Thrills to the second greatest Romanian: Soj. Her PDB’s should be required reading by all for its rundown of genuine terrors, monsters, and ways to stop horrors.

Chills to cruise ship horrors. A giant, 7-story tall wave struck a cruise ship. In related news, poets and artists dream of underwater city ruled by Cthulhu.

Thrills to the discovery of headless skeletons. (I didn’t do it – sorry, habitual reflex when I hear bodies are found). The Yorshire Post reports on a terrifyingly great discovery

ANOTHER headless skeleton discovered in York is among a series of gruesome archaeological finds which could hold the key to unlocking secrets behind Roman burial rituals.

The latest discovery of human remains by archaeologists follows in the wake of another headless skeleton found shackled in a grave and a Roman mummy which was also unearthed in The Mount area of the city.

A total of 57 bodies – 50 adults and seven children – and 14 sets of cremated remains have been found during excavations, most by the York Archaeological Trust at a site in Driffield Terrace.

Archaeologists are now confident the bodies will provide perhaps the clearest indication yet on the Roman attitude to death.
It is thought the Romans could have beheaded corpses to release the human spirit, which they believed was contained in the head.

Thrills to genetic research unlocking an ancient secret.

After years of controversy and political intrigue, archaeologists using genetic testing have proven that Caucasians roamed China’s Tarim Basin 1,000 years before East Asian people arrived.

The research, which the Chinese government has appeared to have delayed making public out of concerns of fueling Uighur Muslim separatism in its western-most Xinjiang region, is based on a cache of ancient dried-out corpses that have been found around the Tarim Basin in recent decades.

Where is Robert E. Howard when we need him to write this into a fantastic adventure story?

Chills to Ice Man curses. The Guardian reports five researchers connected to the discovered body of an Ice Man have died.

Chills to the largest cult outside of the Bush White House.  Go read what the Bush Cult has in store for us.

Thrills to the discovery of a necropolis pre-dating the pyramids. The BBC reports:

Archaeologists say they have found the largest funerary complex yet dating from the earliest era of ancient Egypt, more than 5,000 years ago.

The necropolis was discovered by a joint US and Egyptian team in the Kom al-Ahmar region, around 600 km (370 miles) south of the capital, Cairo.

Inside the tombs, the archaeologists found a cow’s head carved from flint and the remains of seven people.

They believe four of them were buried alive as human sacrifices.

Human sacrifices found in a necropolis!!!…you don’t get that at DailyKos. Bwhahahaha.

What is Chilling & Thrilling you this week?

Strange cult takes over Florida community

This is what the Republican Party under Dear Leader has in store for us.

crossposted from carnacki.blogspot.com

This might be the biggest cult outside of the White House compound!

From the Associated Press:

The gentleman, who was 67, must have been a preacher, it was rumored, for he often could be seen strolling about his new yard in a funereal suit and necktie, even on the muggiest of summer days, with a countenance of serenity and beneficence that could belong only to a servant of the Lord.

But there was something disquieting about this man, too, something inexplicable that made his neighbors uneasy whenever he greeted them by politely touching the brim of his fedora.

snip

Finally, a few longtime residents approached these newcomers. What, they asked them, was so special about their little corner of the universe to merit such offers?

The answer they got was this:

Lake City was the Promised Land. It was holy ground for the world’s true Christians – meaning the lucky few whom Meade had chosen to follow the teachings of his End Time Ministry.

They had come to establish God’s perfect community on Earth, to prepare for Armageddon, which, their leader had warned them, was imminent. Those who followed Meade would be saved. Unbelievers would be banished to eternal damnation.

Why, though, should anyone believe him?

Meade had told them he’d walked with God along the Milky Way and heard the Lord’s very word.

I love the Lord too, but if he sends me a message that involves joining people inside a compound encircled by razor wire to keep me in and others out, I’m going to have some serious questions about whether I heard him correctly.