Wheels off the Creationist Wagon

“Here’s something to ponder long and hard: Malaria was intentionally designed. The molecular machinery with which the parasite invades red blood cells is an exquisitely purposeful arrangement of parts.”

The above quote is from a new book called “The Edge of Evolution” by creationist and tenured Lehigh University biochemistry professor Michael Behe.

In this new book, Behe claims that because the tiny parasite which causes malaria has such an “exquisitely purposeful arrangement of parts” it must have been designed by a Designer … err …  God … err … Someone Big.

Oddly, Mr. Behe asserts the recent appearance of highly drug resistant malaria is not due to the hand of God, but is due to good old Darwinian evolution.

Apparently, according to Behe, evolution can only improve upon the diseases and scourges devised and approved by the Grand Old Plaguemaker himself.

Shorter Behe: Evolution can explain observed differences within a species, but cannot explain how one species could evolve into another species.

This is like saying that the laws of physics can explain the observed differences within various sedimentary rocks but cannot explain how a sedimentary rock could become a metamorphic rock.

It’s really that stupid.

As shown by the title of his book, “Edge of Evolution,” Behe argues that evolution is a “weak force” that only goes so far — and not far enough to explain the origin and diversity of life on Earth. Something else is needed to explain that, but Behe never says what it is, except to evasively say it is “something” other than known, natural forces. Yawn.

Behe admits that evolution can fully explain the ability of malaria to become resistant to a drug, chloroquinone, but then says evolution cannot explain how the little animal that causes malaria, Plasmodium, evolved in the first place.

This is yet another iteration of Behe’s ‘irreducible complexity’ idea, that things in nature seem so perfectly fitted and planned out that they can have no explanation except being the Creation of an Intelligent, Overseeing, Planning Something or Other.

Mr. Behe starts and ends with a circular argument, ie. that the proven fact the Plasmodium parasite is very adept at invading and living in human red blood cells is proof that “someone” designed it just for that purpose.

Let’s leave aside that the “Designer” of malaria must really hate human beings, given the unique, long-term and special type of suffering that malaria causes afflicted humans.

Mr. Behe fails to consider the alternate explanation:

Parasites that are really crappy at parasitizing go extinct very quickly.

Obviously, the only parasites that can exist are those  “exquisitely” arranged to parasitize an organism.

If wood ticks, for example, were not “exquisitely” arranged to be able to gather and use animal blood as food, they wouldn’t be very successful at being wood ticks. In fact, they wouldn’t be wood ticks. They would be extinct or would be something other than a wood tick.

The same could be said for all specialist organisms. Mr. Behe is like a guy who smoked his first joint of marijuana and suddenly finds everything to be utterly amazing and unbelievable.

Did you ever look at your hand. I mean, really look at it ?

Behe tries to play “gotchya” and ends up getting got. While admitting to the clear physical evidence that natural genetic mutations in the Plasmodium parasite have recently created a drug resistant strain of malaria, Behe tries to simultaneously argue that this same process is so “rare” in real life that this same process could not have also created the various species of the Earth, including the malaria parasite itself.

As noted by others, both the mathematical and genetic premises of Behe’s specific, probabilistic malaria argument are refuted by numerous lines of independent and detailed evidence.

But the real problem with Behe’s claim is that it does an excellent job of refuting itself and the entire Creationist Canard. Talk about shooting one’s cause in the foot, and the gut just to make sure it’s not just a flesh wound.

Behe concedes that natural mutations and selection pressure alone are sufficient to create a new and highly drug resistant variety of the parasitic animal that causes malaria. Behe has to concede this fact because the specific mutations have been physically observed and documented by geneticists. So Behe has to admit that random, periodic natural genetic mutations alone can transform a malaria parasite that is killed by chloroquinone into a malaria parasite that can survive it.

Now think of it. A tiny organism (Plasmodium) that can “make itself” immune to a sophisticated drug (chloroquinone) has performed quite a remarkable feat, especially when it has no brain and no “idea” what it is doing. In fact, little Plasmodium has prevented its own extinction in just a few decades. Not bad for a microscopic parasite without a degree in advanced medicine.

Behe admits that regular, Darwinian evolution has done this. But he then argues that this same process is so “weak” that it could never create a new species. Only an Intelligent Designer could do that.

Which brings us to dogs. The selective breeding of dogs is commonplace and is due to regular evolutionary processes. Even Behe would admit that a dog breeder doesn’t just “pray to God” that the next batch of Labrador Retriever puppies will be Labs instead of poodles or Great Danes.

Without Darwinian evolution the selective breeding of dogs would be impossible. It would be impossible for a dog breeder to select for certain features (long ears, short nose, etc. ) and have any assurance of the desired result. Without Darwinian evolution, dog breeding would be totally random and uncontrollable. Two Saint Bernards mating could just as easily produce a litter of chihuahas as a litter of Saint Bernards.

Behe tries to claim there is an unclimbable, inpenetrable wall between the type of Darwinian evolution that can turn a wild gray wolf into a Saint Bernard, poodle or a chihuaha through repeated selective breeding — and the force necessary to create a true “species.”

Here’s why this makes no sense.

In his book “The Ancestor’s Tale”, Richard Dawkins tells of two European grasshopper species which do not interbreed in the wild  (the key definition of speciation) but have been induced to interbreed in captivity.These two grasshopper species are physiologically capable of accepting each others’ sperm and egg and making viable babies. But, in the wild, they never do. Why ?

Mating calls. Each species has a different mating call. The female of grasshopper species A will not respond or mate with a male of grasshopper species B even though, physiologically, the two could mate and produce viable offspring. As such, in the wild, the two grasshopper species never interbreed — even though they are perfectly capable of doing so. As Dawkins correctly notes, groups of animals that do not and will not interbreed with each other solely due to behavioral reasons meet the ‘species’ definition just as much as if there were a geographic or other physical barrier preventing interbreeding.

The female chihuaha – male Saint Bernard dilemma is even more profound than Dawkins’ grasshopper example because in a physiological sense it is probably impossible for a female chihuaha to survive mating, impregnation and birth with a male Saint Bernard.

If not for our intimate knowledge of their domesticated roots, no intelligent human would ever claim that a chihuaha and a Saint Bernard are the same species. Nobody would claim that a female and male of the two dogs could successfully have offspring without massive human medical intervention.

But we know that, genetically, Saint Bernards and chihuaha are exactly the same species. They are Canis lupis, the gray wolf,  with body shapes and sizes radically altered by selective breeding. So radically altered that interbreeding is now virtually impossible. And unlike the grasshoppers, it is impossible even if the female and male wanted to.

Dog breeds are now so specialized and domesticated that few if any can survive in the wild and give birth to offspring that can also survive in the wild. If all of the domesticated dogs of the world were turned out of their human homes and forced to fend completely for themselves, they would all quickly go extinct. There is no record of domesticated dogs successfully reverting to fully wild animals.  This means that selective breeding, directed by humans, has alone been sufficient to create a new species of dogs, ie. animal which can no longer interbreed with their own wild selves. This is the definition of species.

Evolution makes no distinction between “artificial” selection and “natural” selection, any more than gravity makes a distinction between you falling off the Empire State Building or the edge of the Grand Canyon.

What Behe tries to do is create a false separation between well known Darwinian selection in domestic animals and disease resistance and the exact same processes in the “wild.”

Dog breeders don’t clasp Rosary beads and pray for a St. Bernard instead of a Pekinese. A malevolent God or Designer did not suddenly in 1971 tweak His malaria parasite so it could survive a dose of chloroquinone.

In the end then, the core of Behe’s argument is that the delta of sand you see today forming at the mouth of a river could not possibly be the same mechanism that created sandstone at the mouth of an ancient river, and therefore, that all sandstone must have been made from whole cloth by a “Designer.”

It is really that retarded.

Sean-Paul’s Global Conversation

At the Agonist, Sean-Paul Kelley’s excellent essay asks: what happens if everyone in the world aspires to and achieves a material life similar to that of upper middle class United States citizens today?

The rub, as suggested by Sean-Paul, is that the Earth lacks the material resources to sustain such an event, ie. sufficient fossil fuels, and the pollution from attempting to burn what fossil fuels exist in order to try to do this will via global warming wreak havoc on the same respiratory system that keeps alive life as we know it on Earth.

I agree with him. More importantly, the laws of physics and chemistry agree with him. See www.realclimate.org.

Sean-Paul then asks, who are “we” (ie. living it up in the Big Top in the U.S.) to tell someone from China or Mali or Malaysia they are forbidden from living exactly as many of us do in the U.S., with 2.4 monstrous cars in a monstrous suburban subdivision, consuming scads and scads of finite fossil-fueled power ?

I agree with Sean. Marines, for example, lead by example. Isn’t that tell-tale “tut tut” sound just hypocrisy mixed with condescension ? Is this the glass house homeowners’ society trying to outlaw stones ?

We in the U.S. need to clean up the trash in our own yards before worrying too much about the trash that might blow over the fence from the folks next door.

And in the area of using our energy and technology intelligently, we have a lot of trash to pick up. We are a supremely wasteful society. Waste is considered a virtue, a badge of honor, a sign of making it, a manly manly thing. To conserve is to surrender, to capitulate, to not live the good life, to be somehow cowering and cringeful. Real men leave all the lights on, the windows open and the thermostat at whatever. These are the values we are consciously and subliminally pummeled with from birth in America. Sexual politics plays a great role. Men select autos as phallic symbols. Small car = small penis. Small engine = small penis. Small car = small bank balance = small penis. Just watch any car advertisement.

Part of this, I believe, is because the United States as a whole has no tradition of stewardship or of rootedness. The U.S. is a weird amalgam of recent immigrants, former slaves of those immigrants and the indigenous people whose land was stolen by the immigrants. Any review of U.S. history shows that the need to “conserve” was always outvoted by the prospect of new and fresh lands to conquer as the immigrants moved westward. Why buy the cow when you can milk the next one for free?

The psychological fabric of the U.S. States has long been profoundly alien to the concept of stewardship, of limits and of the inherent value of using resources carefully and wisely.

But at the same time, the same observer will notice that the modern concept of natural resource conservation was also born in the United States, particularly in the mind of Henry Thoreau, who rejected the whole kit and kaboodle by saying, among other things,”It is not enough to be busy. So are the ants,” and having the nerve to suggest a 500 year old forest might be worth more alive than reduced into endless boxes of disposable toothpicks.

Our native wisdom is dying in the United States. It is not trivial that the sodium lights of strip malls and suburbs and metro-cities prevent us even from showing our children the constellations in the sky. It is not trivial when we cannot even name or show any degree of familiarity or knowledge of the trees, plants and animals that live near us — or used to. Who living along the Atlantic coast has ever seen an American shad or knows what it is ? A great deal of introspection on our part — today — will vastly increase the value of anything we might have to say to the people of China or Ethiopia or Malaysia today. But for right now, I think we Americans should shut up and clean up our own yard. Beneath all the trash, it is still a beautiful place.

Just a thought.

Imus and what you call your wife …

Posts at www.agonist.org and by Tony Hendra at www.huffingtonpost.com compel the following:

1.Would you walk up to a black woman colleague at work, or better yet at a staff meeting, and call her a “nappy headed ho” and a “jigaboo” ? Didn’t think so. Why wouldn’t you ? If you are a guy, do you regularly call your wife a no good slut at family meals, with the kids and her parents all at the table? Didn’t think so. Would your wife be any less displeased after you called her a whore and a no good slut if you informed her that some “black rappers” have used these words on audio recordings ? Didn’t think so.

  1. The basic rule in life is that you don’t say something about someone that you wouldn’t feel comfortable saying to their face. Would Don Imus and Bernard McGuirk have called the Rutgers womens basketball team “jiggaboos” and “nappy headed hos” to their face ? Did Imus call them that to their face when he met them in person? Then he’s a bigot wimp. The fact that Imus would never say this stuff to these women to their face proves he knew all along this talk is deeply hurtful and wrong. If not, he would have said it to their face when they recently met.
  2. Imus wasn’t fired for “three words.” He was fired for the entire discussion of the Rutgers team — and the fact that he and McGuirk have a long long history of this stuff. See www.mediamatters.org for the whole spiel. Far too many commentators have already tried to switch the goal posts by misstating the reason I-man was fired. It wasn’t for the “three words.” I-man was fired in a classic civil action type framework for demonstrating a long-term, repetitive and consistent use of racist language on his live, nationally syndicated radio show. The last outburst was simply the last straw.
  3. What Imus and McGuirk said, if said in a corporate office in front of black women, would result in immediate suspension or dismissal, especially because it was part of a long and well documented pattern of behavior.
  4. Any sportscaster who said this stuff on the air would be fired before they left the office that day. Why should I-man and McGuirk be held to a lower standard of behavior on CBS Radio than on ESPN ? Does anyone think an ESPN on-air person would last 10 minutes after saying this stuff during coverage of NCAA womens’ basketball? How’s that crack habit coming along ?
  5. This has nothing to do with “free speech.” Imus is a contract employee of CBS Radio, who owns the microphone he and McGuirk talk into. You can’t demand “free speech” using somebody else’s microphone, someone else’s transmitter, someone else’s station. CBS Radio gets to determine what is said and not said on their radio stations and equipment. Remember Reagan in NH: “I paid for this microphone.” Well, CBS Radio pays for Iman’s microphone, so CBS gets to decide what Iman says into it. If I-man don’t like it, he can do a Howard Stern.
  6. This has got nothing to do with “creeping authoritarianism.” Very good radio and TV shows get cancelled all the time for no other reason than they don’t attract listeners, don’t sell enough ads or do not attract the desired demographic. People lose their jobs in TV and radio all the time regardless of the quality of their work. I-man lost his job because advertisers declined to pay to be on his program. This happens EVERY DAY in radio and TV and print. Why should I-man get special treatment for abusing and insulting 12 innocent kids ?
  7. The ol’ Black Rappers. It is amazing to see so many otherwise intelligent people deploy this idiotic canard. How many black rappers have daily, nationally syndicated radio shows with a simulcast on MSNBC ? Here’s the deal:

Imus got fired precisely because of the show he has and what he and McGuirk said on it — not the show he doesn’t have and what someone else said somewhere else or what Jesse Jackson said in 1985.

[insert pithy wrap-up of your own here …]

News Media Discovers We Need Clean Air and Water

As many of you old people will recall, this country’s news media goes in a 10 year cycle of lavishing attention to the destruction of Planet Earth, and then just as quickly forgets about it.

We are now in a brief period when the major news media suddenly … “cares” … and now we have the requisite 10 year old recycled stories carrying the moniker of …

“50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet.”

Stories recycled straight from the same stale stories written in 1977, 1987 and 1997.

Stories destined to go down the memory hole just as fast as they did in 1977, 1987, and 1997.

The one Simple Thing you can do to save the Planet is to become scientifically literate.

To be scientifically literate about Planet Earth you must, as a basic element, understand Plate Tectonics. It’s been proven since the 1960s. That’s 40 years.

Think about it. If most Americans are not aware of or understand Plate Tectonics 40 years after its acceptance by geologists, when will Americans understand it? 100 years from now? 200? 300?

This is troubling, since Plate Tectonics has been part of the basic high school science curriculum in the United States since the 1970s and yet only a tiny fraction of Americans are even familiar with the term.

Okay … how about Continental Drift ? I remember Dr. Chet Raymo, astronomy professor at Stonehill College in Easton, Mass. giving us 5th graders in Easton a lecture on Continental Drift back in 1975. He showed us how the coastlines of eastern South America and western Africa curiously fit together, especially if you included the continental shelves. Then he explained Plate Tectonics. We, as 5th graders, understood it. Why is this type of basic scientific literacy not passing up through to U.S. adults 30 years later ?

As a journalist, I am an inveterate student and observer of journalism. I see the trends come and go. The “environmental” trend in newspapers petered out in the late 1990s and now is suddenly “coming back.”

Why? It’s not as if the massive environmental problems documented in the late 1990s went away. In fact, they have become worse and worse and worse from 2000 to today. So why has the news media walked? And why are the news media only now suddenly “rediscovering” the importance of clean air and clean water?

People and animals did not stop needing clean air and water between 1996 and today any more than newspapers stopped needing advertising revenue between 1996 and today.

So when you read in the next few weeks a story about the “planetary crisis” in the big, expensive press, ask yourself at what point between 1997 and 2007 did people and animals stop needing clean air and water to live.

Do you really need the big media to inform you that clean air and water are important to you and your kids? And if you do, what does that say about your intelligence?

Better yet, talk about all this with your kids. It is their future and their planet that is now being flushed down the toilet. As Woody Guthrie said, it is our kids land.

Right now the leading “media” are very deliberately refusing to tell us the truth about what our land will look like in 30 years, when our young, hapless and tooth-losing kids will be our age and sitting in our chairs and talking to their hapless, tooth-losing kids.

Alberto Gonzales: the new Robert Bork ?

Mr. Joshua Marshall sees the forest through the trees regarding U.S. Attorney Carol Lam, the now-fired prosecutor of incarcerated U.S. Congressman Randy “Duke” Cunningham:

“What people tend to overlook is that for most White House’s a US attorney involved in such a politically charged and ground-breaking corruption probe would have been untouchable, even if she’d run her office like a madhouse and was offering free twinkies to every illegal who made it across the border. Indeed, when you view the whole context you see that the idea she was fired for immigration enforcement is just laughable on its face. No decision about her tenure could be made without the main issue being that investigation.”

The job of a U.S. attorney is to successfully prosecute those who have broken federal law. Res ipsa loquitur.

U.S. Attorney Lam did this — and up to her recent firing — was doing this in spades.

So how could Ms. Lam be fired for “performance problems” ?

For putting U.S. Congressmen into jail for committing serious crimes while in office?

Wouldn’t this be called exemplary performance by any metric of prosecutor effectiveness?

So putting people in jail who committed substantial and damaging crimes is now a bad thing?

And a “performance problem” ?

These are the questions Mr. Gonzales, the White House and Congressional Republicans now must answer.

Is putting Congressmen who break the law into jail now grounds for the dismissal of a U.S. Attorney ?

How is what Mr. Gonzales has done different from what Richard Nixon asked Attorney General Elliott Richardson to do about special Watergate prosecutor Archibald Cox ?

What role does Mr. Gonzales now play in the Bush White House, as its walls begin to creak and plaster chips fall from the ceiling into the tomato soup ?

Mr. Robert Bork, meet your doppelganger, Mr. Gonzales.

Postscript:

The firing of 8 U.S. attorneys in quick succession carries the stench of the “multi-tasking approach” the Bush administration used to justify invading Iraq: rely on overlapping, internally contradictory explanations to cover the logical flaws in the whole thing and each part of the whole thing, respectively.

As Mr. Joshua Marshall points out, Alberto Gonzales could not just fire U.S. Attorney Carol Lam without it looking like an obvious move to quash a corruption investigation that is politically damaging to the Republican party.

The solution?

Lump Ms. Lam’s firing in with a whole bunch of others and let the resultant flotsam and jetsam confuse and conceal what had just occurred until the debris has either sunk or floated well down past the river bend.

And hand some nice plum appointments to loyal staffers as a way of keeping them loyal and not so apt to jump ship and bite back (the image of mollifying hyenas suddenly comes to mind, I don’t know why).  

Thoughts ?

Munn had a Batting Average of Zero

When my cousins Todd and Pete Heino and I were little kids in Massachusetts, we thought the most fun thing in the world to do was looking at the 1,500 page Baseball Encyclopedia and looking up baseball players from the 1800s like Munn and Wall who had one or two at-bats in their entire career and then disappeared. But whose memories were still preserved. This because Todd and Pete’s father, Gilbert, went out and bought us this huge book and we devoured every page of it. This childhood experience now has a lot of meaning, in ways I never thought, regarding a speech Bill Gates made to Congress several days ago about the decline of American education.

As long as the culture and news media of the United States continues to consider being smart as an aberrant “geeky” thing on par with halitosis, this country is in deep trouble. How would one turn the culture around?  Hitting bottom somehow might do it, but it’s the long way around. — Raja, at the Agonist,  March 8, 2007 – 7:37am

Raja asks a very important question. One response is this:

Don’t treat intelligence like halitosis.

Or, treat the lack of intelligence the way we treat halitosis.

Or here’s another concept.

Treating intelligence like a disease is the way American society has treated all young girls in the United States since the country’s inception.

And look at all the good that’s done.

Look at all the good that did for Alice Paul.

Clark Terry answered this question by moving from the U.S. to France … permanently. But that’s not the solution.

Rachel Carson answered this question by saving every shore and wading bird native to the United States from extinction from DDT and being pilloried for doing so. To this day.

Keith Olbermann is an interesting study on this subject because he is a true sports geek/fanatic and he is also a true American history geek/fanatic.

Mr. Olbermann is a rabid student of American history. Which includes the history of American sports, including baseball.

Mr. Olbermann is a lot like my cousin Todd Heino, who got the big green, five pound Baseball Encyclopedia for a present when he was 12 years old and proceeded to memorize all 1,500 pages of it within a few months. Including the career records of such late 19th century luminaries such as Munn … and Wall … and Lip Pike …

Steven Jay Gould is another example of a very smart person who was a devoted childhood sports fan and a scientist and did all of it together … out of the sheer love of knowledge …

I offer these examples of people who at a very early age were bitten and smitten by the bug of knowledge, by the wood tick of books at the library, who craved turning pages and sucking in the words printed on them like a sand flea at sunrise on Aucoot Cove on Buzzards Bay in Mattapoisett, Massachusetts.

When this connection dies … when someone like my cousin Todd Heino, who memorized the 1,500 page Baseball Encyclopedia at the age of 12 just because he wanted to and thought it was funny … who scored 650 on the math SAT … who is now a civil engineer …

When we stop expecting and encouraging little kids like my cousin Todd to appear in the gene pool …

What does that say about us ?

P.S. Munn had a lifetime batting average of .000 in two at-bats.

P.S.S. Wall also had a lifetime batting average of zero.

But Lip Pike was a star !!!

Bill Gates is Right

Bill Gates, whose charitable foundation has given away more than $3 billion since 1999 for educational programs and scholarships, noted that about 30 percent of U.S. ninth-graders fail to graduate on time. “As a nation, we should start with this goal: Every child in the United States graduating from high school,” he said.

A federal study released last month showed about a third of high schoolers fail to take a standard-level curriculum, which is defined as including at least four credits of English and three credits each of social studies, math and science.

“We simply cannot sustain an economy based on innovation unless our citizens are educated in math, science and engineering,” Gates said.

As long as the culture and news media of the United States continues to consider being smart as an aberrant “geeky” thing on par with halitosis, this country is in deep trouble.

This country celebrates non-intelligent people who deliberately choose to not be intelligent. Hence, Dear Leader.

When your local newspaper employs more reporters to cover high school sports than to cover old people going without food or heat, something is deeply wrong.

This administration has declared war on science. It is no different than the Catholic bishops who ordered Galileo to deny and renounce what he saw with his eyes through a telescope aimed at Jupiter.

FOX news is the official network of those medieval bishops. FOX news wants our young children to put down their science books and spend their time instead cheering on their favorite black NASCAR star.

Let’s Smoke Crack

Powerline, March 2, 2007:

“In the absence of another first-tier Republican candidate with a longer track-record of up-front social conservatism, Romney is the social conservative in this race as far as I’m concerned. Indeed, one would be hard-pressed to listen to his speech of today and doubt that Romney is the most solidly conservative of the three front-runners, period.”

Every “socially conservative” thing Romney said on March 2, 2007 is the exact opposite of what he said to Massachusetts voters while running for U.S. Senate in 1994 and for Mass. Governor in 2002.

So Powerline must like Romney because he’s the biggest proven liar in the GOP primary field thus far.

Josh Marshall describes well, from my perspective as a Massachusetts native, Romney’s shtick of making fun of Massachusetts as he speaks to “sensible” conservative audiences:

“There are many apt descriptions of Romney: dangerous, opportunist, flipflopper. But, really, the guy just has no class. I think even a lot of dyed in the wool conservatives, who have no use for the Bay State, would see it as just shabby for a guy to bash and ridicule folks whose votes he campaigned for and who, until a couple months ago, he was pledged to serve.”

Scientific Illiteracy

There is no difference between global warming deniers and evolution deniers. If only because they are usually the same people. Like the Rev. Jerry Falwell, for instance.

As a matter of introduction, I won all of my school’s science fairs in middle school, junior high school and high school. Being very crappy at calculus, I majored in English in college rather than physics.

It disturbs me greatly when science is abused; when I observe scientific illiteracy run rampant in the United States; and when I watch large corporations manipulate people due to their scientific illiteracy.

If you wish to study the phenomenon of scientific illiteracy up close, talk to someone who declares themself a global warming “skeptic” or “denier.”

If you wish to study the phenomenon of psychological denial up close, talk to a person who possesses a science degree who identifies themself as a global warming “skeptic.”

Examples of both species can be observed interacting with real climate scientists at the www.realclimate.org. The confrontation is not pretty, yet remarkably predictable. When the climate “skeptics” bring their best, A-1 skeptical stuff to battle against the realclimate.org experts, they are always and inevitably crushed to powder. Just look at any one of the comment threads at www.realclimate.org

What is left after this peer-reviewed scientific pummeling are willful lies and delusions, the “sources” the paid for shills of ExxonMobil.

Here’s a question. Why does the U.S. not have a formal, public scientific debate on Global Warming? Each side picks its champion. Each side agrees to a Moderator? Why not?

The reason is obvious. No credible atmospheric scientist would publicly adopt the “No Global Warming” position any more than a credible astronomer would adopt the “Young Earth Creationist” view of astronomy or biology.

Here’s a question. Why has Albert Gore been nominated for Nobel Prize? Why has no Global Warming ‘Skeptic’ been similarly nominated?

Here’s a question. Why has Albert Gore’s low budget movie explaining the basic, underlying science of Earth’s climate system been awarded an Academy Award for Best Documentary?

If Mr. Gore’s scientific overview is absolutely 100 percent wrong — as Dr. Falwell and others hotly contend — where is the outrage amongst the world’s climate and atmospheric scientists ?

The beauty of science is that we all can verify its findings ourselves. I can look at Jupiter in a small telescope in my back yard and see its four brightest moons just as Galileo did.

The beauty of science is precisely that science is not about belief. Science is, has been and will always be that which we can see with our own eyes and check with our own minds. Science is that which you can confirm and check by yourself.

That is why I like science. That is why scientific illiteracy in the United States scares the hell out of me. Without scientific literacy, you and I are left to believing or disbelieving the words of those whom we put trust in, with no way of independently confirming for ourselves if the facts support what they say. That is a condition of ignorance, of believing that baby mice are born from piles of rags on a cellar floor because that’s where they run from when the rag pile is disturbed.

Do we in 2007 really want to descend back to the intellectual pedigree and standards of proof held by Europeans in 1387?

To Say the Thing Which is Not

“He replied, that I must needs be mistaken, or that I said the thing which was not. (For they have no Word in their language to express Lying or Falsehood).”
 — A Voyage to the Country of the Houyhnhnms, Jonathan Swift.

Lemuel Gulliver, please meet Lt. General Kevin Kiley, U.S. Army Surgeon General, the man responsible for the care of wounded U.S. soldiers at Building 18 of the  Walter Reed Medical Center, Washington, D.C. who told Judy Woodruff of PBS this week:

Oh, I think the repairs are going to be done by the end of the week, with the exception of one thing, which is a leaky roof, which we need to wait for the roof to dry. The contractors have already told us we’ll get that sealed up. … I guarantee you that the health care here is of the very highest order and has been. The issues, as you’ve heard in several press conferences, have been about the quality of life, specifically some of the issues in Building 18, and then the bureaucracy, which is not a function of letting soldiers languish.

Excuse me, but these are pretty disgusting and disingenuous words coming from a Lt. General in the U.S. Army charged with providing decent, modern care and treatment for badly wounded soldiers who was caught red-handed not providing it.

What we have here is a Lt. General simultaneously stating there are no problems and the problems are being fixed as quickly as possible. What we have is a General simultaneously saying that soldiers have always been getting the finest treatment possible and that all of the existing deficiencies in their treatment are being corrected. Except for the leaking roof of course, which can’t be fixed until it dries out.

Is this guy running a U.S. Army hospital or trying to rent a slum?

We can’t fix the leaking roof until it dries out. ?

What if it rains ?

Perhaps the most galling part of the Lt. General’s comments were his haughty and transparent efforts to re-spin the story, to tell the reporters they did not see what they could plainly see, or as Lt. Gen. Kiley bluntly described his task …  to reset their thinking:

It is our responsibility to look at the process through the eyes of our patients. And we need to be well-focused on that. And those great, young Americans deserve nothing but the very best health care, which I believe they’re getting. I want to reset the thinking that, you know, while we have some issues here, this is not horrific, catastrophic failure at Walter Reed. I mean, these are not good. But you saw rooms that were perfectly acceptable.

Let’s now catalog the General’s quantum spin:

  1. So long as a few rooms are “perfectly acceptable”, we should ignore all the rooms that are covered with mold and mildew. Again, is Lt. Gen. Kiley a slumlord in his spare time? Does he run a cheap motel that advertises “Some Rooms Perfectly Acceptable” ? Or a restaurant where “Some Food Not Tainted” ?
  2. So long as the disgusting conditions at Building 18 at Walter Reed do not constitute a “horrific, catastrophic failure” of health care, this is really much ado over nothing, and it’s  your fault, the press, for blowing this all out of proportion. Implication: I would not be standing here if not for the Washington Post’s meddling — and I deeply resent it.
  3. “I want to reset the thinking that …” Translation: I want to reset your thinking. I want to change the subject. I want to rewrite your story. Let’s talk about all the good things we’re doing. How come you only come down to Walter Reed to do negative stories. Why can’t you write about the rooms we’ve got that aren’t covered with mildew and the roofs that aren’t leaking? Why do you hate America so much?

Now we get to the thing which is not:

“I guarantee you that the health care here is of the very highest order and has been.”

Here we have the U.S. Army Surgeon General at a hastily called press conference, showing off rooms with still-wet paint to cover up the mold and mildew, with a leaking roof that he says can’t be fixed until it “dries out,” all of which was only made public by several months of undercover reporting by the Washington Post, and he claims the health care at Building 18 has always been of the “highest order.”

If so, why the need for all the fresh paint, fixing the roof, or even the press conference ?  Doesn’t the singular fact that 20 news crews and the Lt. General are in the same location at a hospital building with just-painted-over mold and mildew and a still-leaking roof provide object evidence that health care at Walter Reed has not lately been of the “highest order” ?

Here’s where Lt. General Kiley demonstrates how stupid we and the press are. The deplorable conditions in the patient rooms at Building 18 — as all health care professionals know — are not “health care related issues.” They are merely “quality of life issues” and are thus totally separate and distinct from the quality of the health care the wounded soldiers receive in the actual treatment rooms. It’s perfectly normal for hospital rooms to be filled with mold and mildew and mice feces, so long as the treatment rooms themselves are somewhat clean. You see, laypeople like us do not appreciate this difference. Just like a broken clock is right twice a day. And a leaky roof stops leaking once the rain stops.

Let’s remember what Lt. General Kiley would prefer we forget. If not for two journalists working undercover for many months, Building 18 at Walter Reed would be just as decrepit today as it has been for many months, and the U.S. Dept. of Defense would still be doing absolutely nothing to fix it.

Except saying the thing which is not.